cumberlodge 

a turd so long and unbroken when dispatched that it refuses to leave the bowl, even after several flushes.

'Dad!' cried little Jimmy, 'We've got a cumberlodge'. 'Don't worry son, i'll get my walking stick and we'll break it up a bit first'.

cumberlodge by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Cumberledge 

1. Someone usually not understanding of their own stupidity.
2. Sleeps often and doesn't know it and denies it.
3. Is the epitomy of Asshattery.
4. David says hes gay!

That kid is such a Cumberledge

Cumberledge by zabumafooo April 25, 2008