Cumbercunt
Cumbercunt by Batseveryehere October 21, 2016
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Cumbercrotch
(1)A person with a large phallus; the phallus in question resembling a cucumber in terms of size and width.
(2) The crotch of the British actor Benedict Cumberbatch. Often discussed on tumblr.
(2) The crotch of the British actor Benedict Cumberbatch. Often discussed on tumblr.
(1) Did you see her boyfriend? That man has a Cumbercrotch!
(2) 'Did you see those jeans Benedict Cumberbatch was wearing?' 'How could I not? It was a great view of the Cumbercrotch!'
(2) 'Did you see those jeans Benedict Cumberbatch was wearing?' 'How could I not? It was a great view of the Cumbercrotch!'
Cumbercrotch by EdnaAlainaPoe August 14, 2012
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Cumbercunt • cumberbunt • Cumberhunt • Cumberpunt • cumberbuns • cumberbund • cumberbundt • Cumberbunny • cumberbusted • cumberbutch
Cumbercurls
Person 1: "Did you watch Sherlock last night? Wasn't it good?"
Person 2: "I did, but I was so lost in Benedict's cumbercurls that I wasn't really paying attention."
Person 2: "I did, but I was so lost in Benedict's cumbercurls that I wasn't really paying attention."
Cumbercurls by sbclightning July 10, 2012
cumberbun
cumberbun by billebllunt September 25, 2014
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Detroit Cumberbund
The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.
Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?
LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.
LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.
Detroit Cumberbund by Matt and Adam November 5, 2007
Cybercunting
The act by malware programs posing as (often horny) females of luring horny men with IM convos promising access to webcam peepshows, in order to ultimately obtain credit card information, like a computerized vaginal Venus flytrap.
Sam: Why did this hot girl just start randomly IMing me about how she can let me see her webcam for free?
Katye: That's not actually a girl, it's just some malware cybercunting, to get your credit card info.
Katye: That's not actually a girl, it's just some malware cybercunting, to get your credit card info.
Cybercunting by Soviet_Nabisco October 29, 2010
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