Cumbercunt
Cumbercunt by Batseveryehere October 21, 2016
Words you can keep
Cumbercrotch
(1)A person with a large phallus; the phallus in question resembling a cucumber in terms of size and width.
(2) The crotch of the British actor Benedict Cumberbatch. Often discussed on tumblr.
(2) The crotch of the British actor Benedict Cumberbatch. Often discussed on tumblr.
(1) Did you see her boyfriend? That man has a Cumbercrotch!
(2) 'Did you see those jeans Benedict Cumberbatch was wearing?' 'How could I not? It was a great view of the Cumbercrotch!'
(2) 'Did you see those jeans Benedict Cumberbatch was wearing?' 'How could I not? It was a great view of the Cumbercrotch!'
Cumbercrotch by EdnaAlainaPoe August 14, 2012
Related Words
Cumbercunt • cumberbunt • Cumberhunt • Cumberpunt • cumberbuns • cumberbund • cumberbundt • Cumberbunny • cumberbusted • cumberbutch
Cumbercurls
Person 1: "Did you watch Sherlock last night? Wasn't it good?"
Person 2: "I did, but I was so lost in Benedict's cumbercurls that I wasn't really paying attention."
Person 2: "I did, but I was so lost in Benedict's cumbercurls that I wasn't really paying attention."
Cumbercurls by sbclightning July 10, 2012
cumberbun
cumberbun by billebllunt September 25, 2014
cumberbusted
cumberbusted by Kat587 September 25, 2021
Detroit Cumberbund
The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.
Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?
LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.
LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.
Detroit Cumberbund by Matt and Adam November 5, 2007
Cybercunting
The act by malware programs posing as (often horny) females of luring horny men with IM convos promising access to webcam peepshows, in order to ultimately obtain credit card information, like a computerized vaginal Venus flytrap.
Sam: Why did this hot girl just start randomly IMing me about how she can let me see her webcam for free?
Katye: That's not actually a girl, it's just some malware cybercunting, to get your credit card info.
Katye: That's not actually a girl, it's just some malware cybercunting, to get your credit card info.
Cybercunting by Soviet_Nabisco October 29, 2010
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!