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cum-splash 

cum-splash is the part of a guy's cum-shot that splashes back on him when he jacks off in a urinal.
I whacked off in one of the cadet urinals this afternoon, and now I've got cum-splash on my uniform!
cum-splash by USAF Cadet April 14, 2021
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cum splash 

When a bit of cum is on your tits
Last night Isabella had a cum splash after we went ham.
cum splash by Penisblower67 December 11, 2013

Dr.CumSplash

When a droplet of semen mixes with Jamaica and England. Usually appears in damp and lonely places along with his Asian familiar
Dr.CumSplash licked my bussy
Dr.CumSplash by Spoopa October 19, 2021

cumslasher

one (usually a slutty ho) who sucks a dick so hard that the penis gets ripped and the cum is slashed out of it
that hooker sharise is a real cumslasher titty bitch

cumslasher by thizzleonmynizzle August 25, 2006

Carpet cumsplash 

Two hairy vaginas being rubbed against each other in the action of scissoring that often occurs during lesbian sex
'Hey do u wanna hang later and perfom the sexual action of a carpet cumsplash?'
"HELL YEAH IM READY GIVE YOU A CARPET BURN"
Carpet cumsplash by Timmy Tipson 69 November 15, 2022

Carpet Cumsplash 

Two hairy vaginas being rubbed against eachother in the action of scissoring that often occurs during lesbian sex
"Hey do you wanna hang later and perform the sexual act of a carpet cumsplash?"
"Hell yeah im ready to give you a nice hard carpet burn 😩"
Carpet Cumsplash by Timmy Tipson 69 November 15, 2022
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