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When a bit of cum is on your tits

Last night Isabella had a cum splash after we went ham.

cum splash by Penisblower67 December 11, 2013

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cum-splash

cum-splash is the part of a guy's cum-shot that splashes back on him when he jacks off in a urinal.

I whacked off in one of the cadet urinals this afternoon, and now I've got cum-splash on my uniform!

cum-splash by USAF Cadet April 14, 2021

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Related Words

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Dr.CumSplash

When a droplet of semen mixes with Jamaica and England. Usually appears in damp and lonely places along with his Asian familiar

Dr.CumSplash licked my bussy

Dr.CumSplash by Spoopa October 19, 2021

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cumslasher

one (usually a slutty ho) who sucks a dick so hard that the penis gets ripped and the cum is slashed out of it

that hooker sharise is a real cumslasher titty bitch

cumslasher by thizzleonmynizzle August 25, 2006

Carpet cumsplash

Two hairy vaginas being rubbed against each other in the action of scissoring that often occurs during lesbian sex

'Hey do u wanna hang later and perfom the sexual action of a carpet cumsplash?'
"HELL YEAH IM READY GIVE YOU A CARPET BURN"

Carpet cumsplash by Timmy Tipson 69 November 15, 2022

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Carpet Cumsplash

Two hairy vaginas being rubbed against eachother in the action of scissoring that often occurs during lesbian sex

"Hey do you wanna hang later and perform the sexual act of a carpet cumsplash?"
"Hell yeah im ready to give you a nice hard carpet burn 😩"

Carpet Cumsplash by Timmy Tipson 69 November 15, 2022

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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