When you bust in someone's hand when they are sleeping, and then tickle their nose with your cock. They will go to scratch their face, and slap themself with cum.
"Let's have a sleepover with Eric, so we can give him a proper cum slumber.
The comatose-like sleep one slips into immediately post nut. You pass out without cleaning up, cock in hand or vibrator between your legs. Upon waking the sheets are stuck to you.
I overslept because I forgot to set my alarm! I was in a cumslump.
Usually you look cute when you sleep. But last night I could tell you were in a cumslump.
I’m so embarrassed when my mom came to wake me up I was obviously in a cumslump.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"