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Cumslump

The comatose-like sleep one slips into immediately post nut. You pass out without cleaning up, cock in hand or vibrator between your legs. Upon waking the sheets are stuck to you.
I overslept because I forgot to set my alarm! I was in a cumslump.

Usually you look cute when you sleep. But last night I could tell you were in a cumslump.

I’m so embarrassed when my mom came to wake me up I was obviously in a cumslump.
by anonymous June 27, 2022
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cumslurper

bro ur girl is a cumslurper
by cityboi15 November 21, 2009
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cumsumption

The act by which one swallows the semen of their partner.
Dan and I have been going steady for over a month now; I'm ready for some cumsumption.

Rasheeda sucks me off all the time, but never swallows. If we don't have cumsumption soon enough, we're done.
by hbgpa July 5, 2008
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cumslurper

Someone who slups cum. A good insult for sluts!
Sidni and Crystal, quit being a little cumslurpers!
by Maria Peters October 1, 2007
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Cumsumption

"Alice was quite disturbed at the flavor of her boyfriends semen during her first experience with cumsumption."
by GraceeFacee February 6, 2010
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Cumlump

Why the hell are you reading this? Wasn't the word self-explanitory? COME ON!!!!

Thanks For reading
by Bender June 13, 2004
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Cumslurper

Someone who slurps cum up like a vacuum cleaner.
Hey do you know casper?
Yeah, he is a real cumslurper
by Johny penis February 17, 2021
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