Cumslump
The comatose-like sleep one slips into immediately post nut. You pass out without cleaning up, cock in hand or vibrator between your legs. Upon waking the sheets are stuck to you.
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cumslurper by cityboi15 November 21, 2009
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Cumslump • cumslurper • cumsumption • Cumlump • cum slurpy • Cum flump • Cum Glump • cum slum • Cum Slumber • Cum slurp
cumsumption
Dan and I have been going steady for over a month now; I'm ready for some cumsumption.
Rasheeda sucks me off all the time, but never swallows. If we don't have cumsumption soon enough, we're done.
Rasheeda sucks me off all the time, but never swallows. If we don't have cumsumption soon enough, we're done.
cumsumption by hbgpa July 5, 2008
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cumslurper by Maria Peters October 1, 2007
Cumsumption
"Alice was quite disturbed at the flavor of her boyfriends semen during her first experience with cumsumption."
Cumsumption by GraceeFacee February 6, 2010
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