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cum-clog 

After masturbation when semen starts to thicken and dry in the head of a mans penis, and he attempts to urinate and is surprised by an uncontrollable stream of piss.
So I whacked off in the shower, and when I got out and went to take a piss, I accidentally pissed on my foot due to a cum-clog.
cum-clog by Nexrow November 4, 2003

Cum clogger 

this occurs when you cum so much into the vagina it gets clogged. can be fatal if cum dries.
dude i had such i huge load last night, it was the best cum clogger ever!
Cum clogger by nate brookens February 18, 2008

Cumclogger 

A person who takes a long time to ejaculate or cannot help others to do so.
I tried to sex it up last night, but my boyfriend was being a cumclogger.
Bobba was about to cum, but then he remembered sex was a sin, that foolish cumclogger!
Cumclogger by The-Ass-Licker-Lord September 30, 2008

cumclogged

after ejaculation and not all of it is out and you ignore it, then it dries over the hole.
Mike Southwood tried to pee one morning but he could not because he was cumclogged
cumclogged by chinky January 22, 2004

CumClogger™ 

The superhero who prevents your penis getting dried by ejaculation.
Julian was ejaculating last night when suddenly he forgot to take off the ejaculation from the tip of his penis but CumClogger™ came and saved the day and removed the ejaculation from his penis to prevent it from getting dry.
When you clog a toilet and ejaculate on top of the clog so that the sperm gets on the plunger
Person 1: “Yeah man I like to cumclog all the toilets in the women’s bathroom”
Person 2: “sick that’s pretty cool, bruh”
Cumclog by Isaactheclog February 18, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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