cum clog 

A whore or gay guy who has been "filled" so much they have become clogged, in the throat or they have ass clogged.

"Haha look at the ass pirate work like he has a cum clog, his boyfriend really topped him off."

cum clog by Jack Meoffe December 9, 2008

cum-clog 

After masturbation when semen starts to thicken and dry in the head of a mans penis, and he attempts to urinate and is surprised by an uncontrollable stream of piss.

So I whacked off in the shower, and when I got out and went to take a piss, I accidentally pissed on my foot due to a cum-clog.

cum-clog by Nexrow November 4, 2003

Cum clogger 

this occurs when you cum so much into the vagina it gets clogged. can be fatal if cum dries.

dude i had such i huge load last night, it was the best cum clogger ever!

Cum clogger by nate brookens February 18, 2008

Cumclogger 

A person who takes a long time to ejaculate or cannot help others to do so.

I tried to sex it up last night, but my boyfriend was being a cumclogger.
Bobba was about to cum, but then he remembered sex was a sin, that foolish cumclogger!

Cumclogger by The-Ass-Licker-Lord September 30, 2008

cumclogged

after ejaculation and not all of it is out and you ignore it, then it dries over the hole.

Mike Southwood tried to pee one morning but he could not because he was cumclogged

cumclogged by chinky January 22, 2004

CumClogger™ 

The superhero who prevents your penis getting dried by ejaculation.

Julian was ejaculating last night when suddenly he forgot to take off the ejaculation from the tip of his penis but CumClogger™ came and saved the day and removed the ejaculation from his penis to prevent it from getting dry.

CumClogger™ by Jazmine And Rebecca August 3, 2007

Cumclog 

When you clog a toilet and ejaculate on top of the clog so that the sperm gets on the plunger

Person 1: “Yeah man I like to cumclog all the toilets in the women’s bathroom”
Person 2: “sick that’s pretty cool, bruh”

Cumclog by Isaactheclog February 18, 2020