cum cal
(n). A calendar that should be utilized in every romantic relationship which documents the orgasms of each partner on a daily, weekly, and monthly basis. Should be kept underneath the bed.
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cum call
cum call by amanthawashmehands December 20, 2018
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cum caller
A person who, during sexual intercourse or masturbation, lets their partner(s) know when they are about to orgasm.
I always know I'm doing good when I'm banging my girlfriend because she's a total cum caller. She can go up to four times in one hour!
cum caller by g.spell_omega April 21, 2015
Cum Calander
A calender that is most often used by high teachers, where each picture of a student receives one week in the calander and gets a tribute by that very same teacher.
Have you prepared the pictures for the Cum Calander yet Göran?
Yes of course! The students are lining up right now.
Yes of course! The students are lining up right now.
Cum Calander by SwedishRamsay March 1, 2022
Cum Calypso
So, Patric Philip gizzed in a condom, then decided to perform cum calypso and drink it from the condom. Squeezing the condom to get every last drop from the vessel.
Cum Calypso by Mikool77 January 17, 2025
California cum drop
The art of discretely withdrawing your penis right before ejaculation to allow the semen load to accumulate in the belly button of you partner. The immediate slumber following coitus allows the cum drop to harden so that you can feed it to her when she awakens. The sweet sensation of California salty semen will eliminate the skanky ass breath of your partner and create a sensation of sweet ocean air.
Oh Darlene... your breath smells like s fucking outhouse. Let me flick a California Cum Drop from your navel and help you out
California cum drop by BobbyScott June 23, 2016
Calculator Cum
When you find your calculator so hot that you cum all over it and the semen seeps into the buttons of your calculator making it hard to press the buttons
Calculator Cum by HentaiEnthusiast March 6, 2023
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