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Sex that is so primal, wild and uninhibited that it is comparable to knowing the world is about to end and it will be the last sex you will ever have.
I hadn't seen my girlfriend, Gina, since I went away to college 6 months ago. When we finally hooked up, we had the craziest sex ever! It was like end of the world sex!
by g.spell_omega May 17, 2015
Get the end of the world sex mug.An exceptionally small penis which resembles an enlarged clitoris. Used as a derogatory term for micropenis.
I don't know how Mike's wife gives him a blowjob. That sissy clit he has barely peeks out from between his legs!
by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015
Get the sissy clit mug.A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.
I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!
by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015
Get the next-room-jerk mug.An odd practice of couples' who wait until their kid(s) are at school or away from home to then have sex in the child's room.
I don't know why, but Rebecca and I have the greatest sex when little Billy is away at camp. We have kid's room sex in Billy's bed and it's like nothing else!
by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015
Get the kid's room sex mug.Masturbating in a room (most commonly the bathroom) with the door left unlocked in the hopes that someone will walk in on you and catch you jerking off. Similar to but not to be confused with maid bating.
When my mother-in-law is visiting, I like to have a booby trap bate in the guest bathroom. I would love to see the look on her face when she see's my throbbing hard-on!
by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015
Get the booby trap bate mug.An exceptionally tight butthole. Said to be as tight as that of a porpoise's butthole, which is water tight.
Damn, I tried to have anal with my girl last night, but she's got a total porpoise hole!. No amount of lube was gonna get my dick in there.
by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015
Get the porpoise hole mug.An exceptionally tight vagina. Implied to be tighter than that of a porpoise's pussy, which is water tight.
My dick is still sore from fucking that bitch with the porpoise pussy! I thought her pussy was gonna strangle the life out of my cock!
by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015
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