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badger cum dumpster 

A dumpster with which a dozen badgers have a nice circle jerk until it is 25 percent full, and then sacrifice a human to draquana the Lord of the badger under world.
"Stacy's mom is gonna end up a badger cum dumpster"

Cum badge 

When a woman (or gay man) takes a facial, and lets some of the load dry on the upper part of their shirt and displays it for the remainder of the day like a badge of pride.
Jenny sucked off Tom at lunch and wore his cum badge around for the rest of the afternoon.
Cum badge by Daman13 March 20, 2024

cumbaggery 

A term used to describe a situation when people are fucking around, not getting anything done, and acting generally like cumbags, douchebags, fucktards, and dickwads.
"...but enough of this cumbaggery and skullduggery; I've got shit to do."
cumbaggery by kmj January 20, 2003

cumbanger 

A person who shoots/ bangs methamphetamines into their body and cums from the intensity of the shot.
After he did his shot, Cody the cumbanger, called every girl he could think of looking for sex.
cumbanger by Zaklore October 5, 2021
a white usually protein based stain on black clothing/hair producing a badger-like effect.
wow i love those cumbadger trousers.
after giving head oprah realised she had a cumbadger chin; it was th shizzle m' nizzle.
cumbadger by snafetc. February 6, 2004

cumbagger 

one who uses a used condom. Hence, it would also denote a miser.
1. He is so stingy that he is like a cumbagger.
2. Do not ask him for anything. He is such a cumbagger (miser).
cumbagger by uttam maharjan August 20, 2010
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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