cum badger

When a man has ejaculated inside or on top of a woman and she gets up to suck and swollow the remaining cum out of his dick with much enthusiam and zest.

“After I blew my load in her, she got up and sucked every last drop out of me, she is a real cum badger”

by BSN Chairman May 21, 2018

badger cum dumpster

A dumpster with which a dozen badgers have a nice circle jerk until it is 25 percent full, and then sacrifice a human to draquana the Lord of the badger under world.

"Stacy's mom is gonna end up a badger cum dumpster"

by Badgercumdumster6969 December 8, 2016

Cum badge

When a woman (or gay man) takes a facial, and lets some of the load dry on the upper part of their shirt and displays it for the remainder of the day like a badge of pride.

Jenny sucked off Tom at lunch and wore his cum badge around for the rest of the afternoon.

by Daman13 March 20, 2024

cumbaggery

A term used to describe a situation when people are fucking around, not getting anything done, and acting generally like cumbags, douchebags, fucktards, and dickwads.

"...but enough of this cumbaggery and skullduggery; I've got shit to do."

by kmj January 20, 2003

cumbanger

A person who shoots/ bangs methamphetamines into their body and cums from the intensity of the shot.

After he did his shot, Cody the cumbanger, called every girl he could think of looking for sex.

by Zaklore October 5, 2021

cumbadger

a white usually protein based stain on black clothing/hair producing a badger-like effect.

wow i love those cumbadger trousers.
after giving head oprah realised she had a cumbadger chin; it was th shizzle m' nizzle.

by snafetc. February 6, 2004

cumbagger

one who uses a used condom. Hence, it would also denote a miser.

1. He is so stingy that he is like a cumbagger.
2. Do not ask him for anything. He is such a cumbagger (miser).

by uttam maharjan August 20, 2010