The
cold season when everyone’s coupling up, so you settle for a new bf/
gf way below your standards. ~Or~ you’re one of the smart ones who cozies up w Coors
Light and your pupper bff.
Bobby: Yo, it’s cuffing season, you wanna lock this down?
Charlotte: Ugh no. I’m gonna
Chill at home with a Coors Light and
Murphy.