cucumbing

An action of shoving a cucumber up into a person's ass

"Spill the information now or I'm gonna start cucumbing you!"
I'll make you hate cucumber for the rest of your life.

by Cucumber Call Center July 31, 2019

Bread Crumbing

Also known as "Hansel and Gretelling"

When a guy or girl gives someone just enough attention to keep their hope of a relationship alive.

First coined by Grazzz 2014

"He keeps texting me but doesn't want to set up a time to see me."
"Yo girl he's bread crumbing you"

by Grazzz September 23, 2014

cucumbering

Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.

A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.

by @AronymouslyGay December 7, 2015

cucumboning

The act of gay sex, in which a man cuts a penis-sized hole into a cucumber, slaps it on his dick and repeatedly bangs his man friend until the cucumber turns to slop. This can be very fun for both men.

Lad 1: Maaan, cucumboning is so fun, I can't wait to be cucumboned by my bae tonight!
Lad 2: You're such a dirty scrub.

by Worrying Anal Seepage November 24, 2014

Jew Crumbing

The act of putting a bag of chips, with only crumbs left, away.

Did you hear about Michael? He defaulted on his mortgage; he's been Jew crumbing for the past week.

by Jewpecabra123 November 13, 2012

River Crumbing

Slang for rain

( aka crumbs of water )

Do you think it will be river crumbing tomorrow?

by Lonely Christian September 4, 2017

crumbing

when a crackhead runs out of rock and begins searching the carpet to hopefully find a dropped crumb.

She ran out of rock at 10 and went crumbing for another 2 hours.

by sassymchateful January 2, 2009