cucumboning

The act of gay sex, in which a man cuts a penis-sized hole into a cucumber, slaps it on his dick and repeatedly bangs his man friend until the cucumber turns to slop. This can be very fun for both men.

Lad 1: Maaan, cucumboning is so fun, I can't wait to be cucumboned by my bae tonight!
Lad 2: You're such a dirty scrub.

by Worrying Anal Seepage November 24, 2014

cucumbering

Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.

A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.

by @AronymouslyGay December 7, 2015

Cucumbering

To get a cucumber and forcefully shove it up a hole on a humanoid and wiggle or rub in a up and down motion until it is very moist then licking it

I told the alien cucumbering was fun and he said he wants to try it

by Jimcucumberbatchman March 27, 2017

cucumbering

to finger someone, to be fingered

1)He was cucumbering me while I was against the tree.

by laura =) May 16, 2006

Pizza and cucumbering

A complicated sex act with many steps. First, you shove a cucumber up a girls vagina, and then you let the juice drip onto a pizza. Then, you roll the pizza around the cucumber like it’s a burrito. 🌯 Finally, you eat it like a burrito and let the juices run down your chin and the girl licks them. 👅

Hey yo timsha do you wanna meet in the back room at dominos for a nice juicy session of pizza and cucumbering? I wanna shove that cucumber so far up there and it’s gonna make the pizza turn into a fucking wet towel.

by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018

cucumbering

When a girl using a cucumber to pleasure herself and follows it by eating the cucumber.

Guy 1: Hey. See that half eaten cucumber over there?
Guy 2: Yeah. What about it?
Guy 1: Meghan cucumbered with that.
Guy 2: WHOA! You mean to say that was used for cucumbering!?!
Guy 1: You got it
Guy 2: Oh god I had a few slices of that in my salad

by Lee-bay April 13, 2009

Gettin veggie or cucumbering

This is when a girl uses vegetables like cucumbers in place of a penis to pleasure herself. Used by lesbains alot and females wanting to jack off.

Are you gettin veggie or cucumbering again?

by donna knight October 16, 2008