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Cucksumerism

A new, alienating form of consumerism where you purchase a product and send it to someone else to use instead of you.

Coined by the Youtubers 'Boy Boy' in a video where they explain why people buy Pokémon cards and pay Logan Paul to open them on their behalf.
A - "I just watched a 2 hour long twitchstream of a guy playing with my toys instead of me"
B - "Dude, that sounds like Cucksumerism..."
A - "I'm so very lonely"
Cucksumerism by Boy Boy Youtube September 16, 2021

Cuckline 

Noun. Refers to the meme of naked dudes standing in line to bang the girl on the couch while the last dude in line is dressed up and offers flowers, implying he is there to marry her.
Tom: Wtf, someone made a new version of the cuckline meme that has a horse and a dog. What a joke
Boris: It's actually not a joke. If only you knew
Cuckline by Duke, PhD May 28, 2023

cuckslayer 

An individual who unleashes divine verbal savagery as a response to any male FemiNazi sympathizer accusing them of being a bigot or misogynist.
After saying, "men should never give in to the feminist agenda of watering down their manhood and become more sensitive", Stephen accused Dennis of being a bigot. Without the slightest hesitation, Dennis responded, "instead of talking, why don't you use your mouth to lick my baby batter off your wife's ass as usual... because I'm finished pounding it like a game of whack-a-mole".

Speechless and with moist eyes, Stephen realized he was in the presence of a legendary cuckslayer.
cuckslayer by UberSavage405 November 17, 2016

cockliment 

A penis-oriented compliment given to a male from either a male or female observer or sexual partner.
"After I boned Jane last night, she gave me a great cockliment. She said I had the nicest penis she'd ever seen."

or

"Dude, thanks for the cockliment! I always thought I had a great penis!"
cockliment by Luke Charles March 6, 2008

cockliment 

when you receive a compliment on the size or power of your penis.
OMG, YOUR COCK IS MAGIC!" "why thank you for that nice cockliment!
cockliment by Dizzy Rankin April 2, 2011

Cockpliment 

A compliment on one's cock, usually given by a lady the first time she see's it.
*Woman unzips mans pants to find a monster hiding*

Woman: "Oh my, I'll have the footlong."

Man: "Thank you for the cockpliment."
Cockpliment by DuffmanOfTheCosmos October 16, 2012