duckmonkey 

When your face looks like a duck and monkey fucked each other and you were the product.

Man1: Hey look at Jaber, he's laying mack down.

Man2: Holy shit! He's mackin' on a duckmonkey.

duckmonkey by Anthony March 13, 2004

dickmoneyed 

To get inconceivably drunk

Person 1: Hey brother how was last saturday
Person 2: So good dude, got completely dickmoneyed

dickmoneyed by annabelDickson August 2, 2017

Duck Monkey

A being of infinite jest, better known for preying upon the souls of unexpecting occupants of a haunted house.

"Duck Monkey, why must you kill?"

Duck Monkey by Matt Mousseau May 28, 2006

dustmonkey 

1.someone who has had it, needs to stick a fork in it, has hit rock bottom, needs to go home and get some sleep, put the pipe down and find a hole and crawl in it.
2.someone who is not in their right mind and acts like it. acts with no regard, especially in public.
3.a person that looks like sh*t because of their own lack of self respect
4.also the name of an underground clothing label from los angeles

"look at her, she is coming down all over the place,her hair looks like shit,smells like yesterday, head all swollen, somebody take that DUSTMONKEY home and don't give her anymore shit!"

dustmonkey by spacebiscuit213 November 1, 2007

fuckmonkey 

Someone who is just being used for sex

he is just her fuckmonkey

fuckmonkey by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003

fuckmonkey 

Someone who continually screws up

"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"

fuckmonkey by nzowl December 15, 2003

Dickmonke 

When a person is acting like a real dick but you wanna be polite about it

Caleb: Hey Tyler, wanna play a game?
Tyler: No cunt.
Caleb: Wow Tyler, You're acting like a real Dickmonke.

Dickmonke by Leb11 May 22, 2021