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Cock curls 

This one is for the fitness crowd. Not the cross fit wussies though.

You tie a weight to your election. You use the throbs to lift the weight connected to it.

Equipment needed: shoelace, weight plate(s), post workout supplement such as creatine/bcaa's.
Women have kegels. Men have cock curls. Even the buddhist monks hang weights from their scrotums for toughness training exercises.
Cock curls by M_Dubz152 June 17, 2023

Curls for the Girls

Doing bicep curls... to impress the girls.
Everett: dude you have huge arms!!
Jonathan: Yep, that's what happens when you spend hours in the gym doing curls for the girls.

curls in the squat rack 

When someone of inferior intelligence trains biceps where legs should be trained
That guys doing curls in the squat rack, yep he's a cunt
curls in the squat rack by Jining November 18, 2013

bowl curls 

Any bowl-cut, curly hair that resembles that of Harpo Marx.

Most popular with teenage boys and old men trying to look like teenage boys.
Did you see the sick/crazy bowl curls on that boy?
bowl curls by ohenrycakes47 March 17, 2009
Ladies wanna fuck him and men want to be him. A D-Curls is a gym bro that loves being choked while getting his dick wet. If he had three wishes it would be for good pussy, good coffee, and pizza hut. Can perform countless super sets of bicep curls, when he's not making fat stacks and slide in them DM's.
Simp: How can you look at women as a piece of meat?
D-Curls: Bro, it's so easy, like just pump and dump.
Simp: Wow, you just blew my mind bro.
D-Curls: Thanks bro.
D-Curls by Omer Stepson April 12, 2020

horny curls 

An erect form of pubic hair. Can be achieved through sexual goosebumps or pubic tug-of-war during intercourse.
"Hey, Jerry. Did you ever experience horny curls with Curly Whirly? I doubt it!!!"
horny curls by Kar-len O' Whirl February 22, 2009