This one is for the fitness crowd. Not the cross fit wussies though.

You tie a weight to your election. You use the throbs to lift the weight connected to it.

Equipment needed: shoelace, weight plate(s), post workout supplement such as creatine/bcaa's.

Women have kegels. Men have cock curls. Even the buddhist monks hang weights from their scrotums for toughness training exercises.

Cock curls by M_Dubz152 June 17, 2023

Curls for the Girls

Doing bicep curls... to impress the girls.

Everett: dude you have huge arms!!
Jonathan: Yep, that's what happens when you spend hours in the gym doing curls for the girls.

Curls for the Girls by ThatsWhatsup14 January 27, 2011

curls in the squat rack

When someone of inferior intelligence trains biceps where legs should be trained

That guys doing curls in the squat rack, yep he's a cunt

curls in the squat rack by Jining November 18, 2013

bowl curls

Any bowl-cut, curly hair that resembles that of Harpo Marx.

Most popular with teenage boys and old men trying to look like teenage boys.

Did you see the sick/crazy bowl curls on that boy?

bowl curls by ohenrycakes47 March 17, 2009

D-Curls

Ladies wanna fuck him and men want to be him. A D-Curls is a gym bro that loves being choked while getting his dick wet. If he had three wishes it would be for good pussy, good coffee, and pizza hut. Can perform countless super sets of bicep curls, when he's not making fat stacks and slide in them DM's.

Simp: How can you look at women as a piece of meat?
D-Curls: Bro, it's so easy, like just pump and dump.
Simp: Wow, you just blew my mind bro.
D-Curls: Thanks bro.

D-Curls by Omer Stepson April 12, 2020

horny curls

An erect form of pubic hair. Can be achieved through sexual goosebumps or pubic tug-of-war during intercourse.

"Hey, Jerry. Did you ever experience horny curls with Curly Whirly? I doubt it!!!"

horny curls by Kar-len O' Whirl February 22, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026