Omigosh! becky! they are doing curls4gurls on the quad, im gonna fucking faint!!!!
Me and my bro were strollin at the mall, you know straight creep mode; and we see this pack of fly bitchez so we hit a pose and donate some curls4gurls.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"