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mnemonic or shorthand for a cheating thieving lying fat bastard.....
that "ctlfb" just stole my doughnut .....,

don't trust that "ctlfb" ......

he looks like a "ctlfb" ......

i fucking hate that "ctlfb"....

that "ctlfb" will get his come uppance .....
ctlfb by entropyrocks October 16, 2010
Words you can keep
- Catch The Fucking Ball
- Acronym yelled in person or via text by an aged rec league softball pitcher with bad knees when their fielders refuse to catch the fucking ball
“We scored 19 runs and lost to a free agent team. Classic CTFB game.”
CTFB by ICM22 June 4, 2023
Related Words
CTFB means come the fuck back. It is the opposite of GTFO (get the fuck out)
:poppy has quit the chat:
vorpalsword says: CTFB
CTFB by vorpalsword June 26, 2010

CPLFBGNCTO 

Crap
Piss
Loofa
Fuck
Bitches
G-spot
Niger river
Cunt
Tery
Orgasm.

OR

Cornea
Pupil
Lens
Fovea
Bipolar
Ganglion
Nerve (optic)
Chasm (optic)
Thalamus
Occipital Lobe
I was studying for psych and had to remember the optic pathway, or CPLFBGNCTO.
CPLFBGNCTO by Team Unlikely October 30, 2011
He asked for a CTLB
CTLB by 8-9i95i23 March 12, 2023

Calfbaggin

When your girl has her leg between your legs and you rub your nuts all up and down her calf.
Karen, don't shave your legs the stubble feels great when im rubbing my nuts on calf. Calfbaggin is the only way to cuddle!
Calfbaggin by JayTbaggin June 18, 2026
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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