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mnemonic or shorthand for a cheating thieving lying fat bastard.....

that "ctlfb" just stole my doughnut .....,

don't trust that "ctlfb" ......

he looks like a "ctlfb" ......

i fucking hate that "ctlfb"....

that "ctlfb" will get his come uppance .....

ctlfb by entropyrocks October 16, 2010

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CTFB

- Catch The Fucking Ball
- Acronym yelled in person or via text by an aged rec league softball pitcher with bad knees when their fielders refuse to catch the fucking ball

“We scored 19 runs and lost to a free agent team. Classic CTFB game.”

CTFB by ICM22 June 4, 2023

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CTFB

CTFB means come the fuck back. It is the opposite of GTFO (get the fuck out)

:poppy has quit the chat:
vorpalsword says: CTFB

CTFB by vorpalsword June 26, 2010

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CPLFBGNCTO

Crap
Piss
Loofa
Fuck
Bitches
G-spot
Niger river
Cunt
Tery
Orgasm.

OR

Cornea
Pupil
Lens
Fovea
Bipolar
Ganglion
Nerve (optic)
Chasm (optic)
Thalamus
Occipital Lobe

I was studying for psych and had to remember the optic pathway, or CPLFBGNCTO.

CPLFBGNCTO by Team Unlikely October 30, 2011

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CTLB

Cross Town Lesbian Booty Call

He asked for a CTLB

CTLB by 8-9i95i23 March 12, 2023

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Calfbaggin

When your girl has her leg between your legs and you rub your nuts all up and down her calf.

Karen, don't shave your legs the stubble feels great when im rubbing my nuts on calf. Calfbaggin is the only way to cuddle!

Calfbaggin by JayTbaggin June 18, 2026

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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