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cryz by joeljenkins November 4, 2022
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WHORE! and prostitute that doesnt know when to stop messing around with boys that are older or younger then her.
someone that can never for settle for anything less then sex.
the girl in school that everyone knows as a total SKANK and has the widest vagina around, since she uses it so much.
boys are attracted to her amazing blow jobs. : will probably be a stripper in her older years. or a [go-go dancer.

Ex:"That girl is such a Cryzlyn"
Cryzlyn by smack that ASSS December 17, 2008
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The act of crying and jizzing at the same time. You feel bad for the act of copulation and/or masturbation but the feeling is so striking that you can't help but expel your seed.
I was trying to enjoy The notebook but I cryzzed all over myself when they had sex the first time
cryzzed by Immadafreakinpope July 8, 2009
The most beautiful person in the whole world. A person who loves takoyaki and chocolate. This person can compare to Bill Gates because she's a rich rich person.
Girl 1: Do you know Cryzel?
Girl 2: Yes, of course. A girl version of Bill Gates
Cryzel by Somebody OhYeah June 7, 2021
A strong, kind, thoughtful, noble name for noble people.
Oh my god Cryziqa is so hot I want to have his kids and name them all Cryziqa
Cryziqa by Cryziqa July 21, 2021
a mixture between sizurp and crystal.
"the recipe is.. crystal and sizzurp. call that cryzurp"
-wayne
cryzurp by D ran May 22, 2008

Cryzombating 

Simply put, it's the combination of crysturbating and zombating. It is the act of masturbating in a public restroom, making moaning noises as if you were a zombie, but your also crying while doing this, due to being very upset about something.
That gross bastard Brandon took things to a whole new level after he got dumped by his gf. I found him cryzombating in the Wal-Mart bathroom!
Cryzombating by cosbysweater12 June 22, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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