The most beautiful person in the whole world. A person who loves takoyaki and chocolate. This person can compare to Bill Gates because she's a rich rich person.
Girl 1: Do you know Cryzel?
Girl 2: Yes, of course. A girl version of Bill Gates
Fun-loving, gorgeous and very protective. Big busted, curvatious and damn sexy! Always looking out for others, always there to lend a hand or a shoulder to cry on.
A beautiful girl with long legs and shiny silky hair. She has perfect tan skin with a perfect smile. Has a voice of an angel. The definition of perfect.
With the term Hotlanta having been around for some decades now, Crazelanta is understood as the new superlative for Atlanta. It is made up of all the craziness that's happening in the #1 city of the South.
Jack: "Jane and I will move to Atlanta in summer, setting up a business there."
James: "Yeah, get you some of that Crazelanta pie - I know ya'll do big over there!"
those who with a hair-shade between blonde&brunette. blondes do not accept them, nor brunettes. "crazel" comes from hazel (as in the eye shade) and the "c" stands for CATEGORIZE MY HAIRSHADE. crazels must band together, for so long we've been lost without a true home.
for so long, hannah and kyle were lost in trying to classify their haircolor. {blonde}, {brunette}?
now, they're considered CRAZELS, due to their crazy beautiful treebark blond hair!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!