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Craptonite
Craptonite by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004
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Cryptodigger
A woman or a man who forms relationships with someone purely because of their success dealing in cryptocurrencies.
Shaq: My investment in Bitcoin is a huge success, I've made $20!
Jack: Woah! I bet thats the only reason that Jade is with you - she's a real Cryptodigger.
*Shaq punches jack*
Jack: Woah! I bet thats the only reason that Jade is with you - she's a real Cryptodigger.
*Shaq punches jack*
Cryptodigger by XRPtoadollar January 17, 2018
Cryptonise
Speaking to someone in a cryptic manner causing them to become confused and as a consequence they then unveil their ultimate weakness. This word originates from the word kryptonite which is superman’s ultimate weakness - obvs.
Alphy always tries to cryptonise me so that he can find out my ultimate weakness. It doesn’t work, as I invented the word!!
Cryptonise by Son Yin no G Hine January 18, 2021
CryptoNight
CryptoNight's abbreviated Algorithm is known as {CN} for the illiterate that say things like to the moon but cannot afford Bitcoin so they make and mine this stuff on mommy's computers.
It's just a knockoff of the "Bitcoin" Crypto Currency which promoted Security but they were continuously hacked; mandating more frequent updates so they're converting to some other tweakers RandomX Algo.. and pay the hackers to hack vaulnerability. These and some other Altcoins both sometime known as Shitcoins might even blanket an extra security layer over the market as technology progresses. They'd better first wrap a security blanket around their Genesis block forks though.
So go be like them and be the millennial your meant to be by getting yourself ahead with some Crypto Currency and digital assets
It's just a knockoff of the "Bitcoin" Crypto Currency which promoted Security but they were continuously hacked; mandating more frequent updates so they're converting to some other tweakers RandomX Algo.. and pay the hackers to hack vaulnerability. These and some other Altcoins both sometime known as Shitcoins might even blanket an extra security layer over the market as technology progresses. They'd better first wrap a security blanket around their Genesis block forks though.
So go be like them and be the millennial your meant to be by getting yourself ahead with some Crypto Currency and digital assets
Vegged out on some CryptoNight.
The CryptoNight Algobrah is just a Cryptorgy of an asset needing better protection. Like they say though Double Up
The CryptoNight Algobrah is just a Cryptorgy of an asset needing better protection. Like they say though Double Up
CryptoNight by UrbanTuner December 28, 2019
Craptonite
Craptonite by AzureLupine March 24, 2009
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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