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Cryptohit

When you shoot someone in the back of the head at a target,flopping on a baby
Is that a guy doing a cryptohit
by Hsjskdjsj January 21, 2022
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Craptonite

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag
Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!
by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004
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Cryptodigger

A woman or a man who forms relationships with someone purely because of their success dealing in cryptocurrencies.
Shaq: My investment in Bitcoin is a huge success, I've made $20!
Jack: Woah! I bet thats the only reason that Jade is with you - she's a real Cryptodigger.
*Shaq punches jack*
by XRPtoadollar January 17, 2018
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Cryptotian

A person that puts money into the crypto currency market with the expectation of earning a profit.
I just became a Cryptotian last month.
by Dejavu79 February 6, 2018
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Cryptonise

Speaking to someone in a cryptic manner causing them to become confused and as a consequence they then unveil their ultimate weakness. This word originates from the word kryptonite which is superman’s ultimate weakness - obvs.
Alphy always tries to cryptonise me so that he can find out my ultimate weakness. It doesn’t work, as I invented the word!!
by Son Yin no G Hine January 18, 2021
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CryptoNight

CryptoNight's abbreviated Algorithm is known as {CN} for the illiterate that say things like to the moon but cannot afford Bitcoin so they make and mine this stuff on mommy's computers.

It's just a knockoff of the "Bitcoin" Crypto Currency which promoted Security but they were continuously hacked; mandating more frequent updates so they're converting to some other tweakers RandomX Algo.. and pay the hackers to hack vaulnerability. These and some other Altcoins both sometime known as Shitcoins might even blanket an extra security layer over the market as technology progresses. They'd better first wrap a security blanket around their Genesis block forks though.

So go be like them and be the millennial your meant to be by getting yourself ahead with some Crypto Currency and digital assets
Vegged out on some CryptoNight.

The CryptoNight Algobrah is just a Cryptorgy of an asset needing better protection. Like they say though Double Up
by UrbanTuner December 28, 2019
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Craptonite

An inferior building product used in cheap furniture, i.e. 'particle board', or short-strand OSB.
Az- "Ya think that bookcase will hold up?"
Fuzz- "Nah, 'tis pure Craptonite!"
by AzureLupine March 24, 2009
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