cryptosis

a non-life-threatening disease that is caused by cryptocurrency hype, symptoms include constant talking, reading, and listening to info regarding cryptocurrencies usually accompanied by purchasing bitcoin or altcoins

Yo dawg, I haven't done shizz all day. Cryptosis got me on lock.

by TrilliamShakespeare December 9, 2017

Cryptosis

The state of mind in which you act camoflauged in plain sight.

"The weird lady must have Cryptosis because shes hiding behind a thin tree."

"My uncle has a severe case of Cryptosis, he thinks i can't see him under the table curled into a ball"

by Alustrous January 12, 2012

craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.

When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".

by Danedog July 20, 2010

cryptidist

Someone who is in the subculture Cryptidcore.

Luna: I love cryptids
Jake: so your are a Cryptidist

by Ginger The Chamrosh January 16, 2021

Cryptodigger

A woman or a man who forms relationships with someone purely because of their success dealing in cryptocurrencies.

Shaq: My investment in Bitcoin is a huge success, I've made $20!
Jack: Woah! I bet thats the only reason that Jade is with you - she's a real Cryptodigger.
*Shaq punches jack*

by XRPtoadollar January 17, 2018

Cryptonise

Speaking to someone in a cryptic manner causing them to become confused and as a consequence they then unveil their ultimate weakness. This word originates from the word kryptonite which is superman’s ultimate weakness - obvs.

Alphy always tries to cryptonise me so that he can find out my ultimate weakness. It doesn’t work, as I invented the word!!

by Son Yin no G Hine January 18, 2021

Cryptotian

A person that puts money into the crypto currency market with the expectation of earning a profit.

I just became a Cryptotian last month.

by Dejavu79 February 6, 2018