cryptosis

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a non-life-threatening disease that is caused by cryptocurrency hype, symptoms include constant talking, reading, and listening to info regarding cryptocurrencies usually accompanied by purchasing bitcoin or altcoins

Yo dawg, I haven't done shizz all day. Cryptosis got me on lock.

cryptosis by TrilliamShakespeare December 9, 2017

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Cryptosis

The state of mind in which you act camoflauged in plain sight.

"The weird lady must have Cryptosis because shes hiding behind a thin tree."

"My uncle has a severe case of Cryptosis, he thinks i can't see him under the table curled into a ball"

Cryptosis by Alustrous January 12, 2012

Related Words

Cryptosis • craptosis • cryptomiserate • cryptomiseration • Cryptonise • Cryptovision • Crypto Island • Crypto-Sinophobic • cryptonite • crypticism

craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.

When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".

craptosis by Danedog July 20, 2010

cryptidist

Someone who is in the subculture Cryptidcore.

Luna: I love cryptids
Jake: so your are a Cryptidist

cryptidist by Ginger The Chamrosh January 16, 2021

Cryptodigger

A woman or a man who forms relationships with someone purely because of their success dealing in cryptocurrencies.

Shaq: My investment in Bitcoin is a huge success, I've made $20!
Jack: Woah! I bet thats the only reason that Jade is with you - she's a real Cryptodigger.
*Shaq punches jack*

Cryptodigger by XRPtoadollar January 17, 2018

Cryptonise

Speaking to someone in a cryptic manner causing them to become confused and as a consequence they then unveil their ultimate weakness. This word originates from the word kryptonite which is superman’s ultimate weakness - obvs.

Alphy always tries to cryptonise me so that he can find out my ultimate weakness. It doesn’t work, as I invented the word!!

Cryptonise by Son Yin no G Hine January 18, 2021

Cryptotian

A person that puts money into the crypto currency market with the expectation of earning a profit.

I just became a Cryptotian last month.

Cryptotian by Dejavu79 February 6, 2018

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026