cryptosis

a non-life-threatening disease that is caused by cryptocurrency hype, symptoms include constant talking, reading, and listening to info regarding cryptocurrencies usually accompanied by purchasing bitcoin or altcoins
Yo dawg, I haven't done shizz all day. Cryptosis got me on lock.
by TrilliamShakespeare December 09, 2017
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Cryptosis

The state of mind in which you act camoflauged in plain sight.
"The weird lady must have Cryptosis because shes hiding behind a thin tree."

"My uncle has a severe case of Cryptosis, he thinks i can't see him under the table curled into a ball"
by Alustrous January 11, 2012
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