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Cryptothot 

A "thot" that leeches in the crypto world. She often shills nudes for follows on social media to help in her search for her OG bitcoin daddy. She contributes nothing of value to the crypto world. Do not fall for their evil ways as it will often lead you to being a nocoiner. Best to just block them and move on.
Just block that cryptothot my man, all she is after is your bitcoin and followers.
Cryptothot by CryptoNilla March 3, 2018
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cryptoecotheocracy 

A form of government similar to ecofascism which is run by ecofascists for ecofascists at the exclusion of non watermelons, motivated by quasi-religious Gaia worshipping with the task of preventing an imagined future ecological catastrophe via mandatory human sacrifice, secretly controlled by a green-left oligarch, whilst consistently pretending to the public that it is a reasonable capitalist democracy and that any contrary accusation must be hysterical conspiracy theory.

Signs of cryptoecotheocracy include:
* corporate greenwashing driven by the desire to appear friendly to a cryptoecotheocratic government, whereas an admitted ecotheocracy would see through the greenwashing and make obvious interventions.
* imposing taxes of greenhouse gas emissions based on an unscientific rationale whilst pretending further progress in climate science is either not occurring or not needed.
* government propaganda which glorifies the required sacrifices whilst insisting the "science is settled", whereas an admitted ecotheocracy has no need of science and a democracy has no need of propaganda.
* an officially non-Greens government which in practice cannot pass legislation without Green Left support.

Since the combination of duplicity and scientific ignorance that creates a cryptoecotheocracy cannot be sustained for much more than a decade, a cryptoecotheocracy is likely to rapidly evolve into one of three different political systems: ecotheocracy, democracy, or a Green State.
1. The government of the UK has been a cryptoecotheocracy since the EU took over around May 2003.
"The EU under the influence of its dominant Greens is progressively adopting policies that will trammel its industry and drive its economy into the ground."

2. The government of Australia became a cryptoecotheocracy on 12 Oct 2011.
"I have with me a rather weighty document. It is all of the submissions given to the carbon tax inquiry, but that were knocked back by the carbon tax inquiry. Some 4½ thousand people who sought to have their say were simply ruled as correspondents only."

cryptothanxin

kickin' babies in the face at the festival of books while eating corn with salt and chili pepper (nom nom).
Denise: Hey, how was your weekend?
Christina: Oh pretty good, I was just cryptothanxin with my friends.
cryptothanxin by babykicker April 29, 2009

Cryptophobia 

Those who are users of Fiat currency and have a distrust and misunderstanding of Cryptocurrency. These individuals can be Cryptophobic if they are unable to dismantle their bias for Central Banking currencies and see Crypto for what it can be.
Googling "Is Bitcoin a bubble"; "Is Bitcoin a Ponzi"; "Bitcoin is a scam"; if youre googling these things or if these things run through your mind you might be afflicted with Cryptophobia.

cryptotwitter 

(noun)-A self-proclaimed portion of TwitterTwitter© users who tweet nearly exclusively on the subject of cryptocurrency, and all it's Glory.
in response to @(example)randomcryptodudestweet
@(example)Cryptolover827728:

-"So when did you cross over to the dark side and join CryptoTwitter?"

Cryptotourette's 

Cryptotourette syndrome is a common neurodevelopmental disorder with onset in young/new crypto traders. Characterised by continually blurting out price predictions with no empirical data by people with very little to no money invested in crypto, alternatively it can be present in whales who want to see their name printed in a poorly written article about crypto.
<screen name 1> says Bitcoin is going to 4k, Bears are taking over, 4hrs later Bitcoin is going to 20k Bulls are dominating - actual bitcoin price stays at 9k <screen name 2> yeah that guy has cryptotourette's
Cryptotourette's by Nameenvy September 25, 2019

cryptophobia 

aversion to texts or messages written in cypher; hatred of cryptograms.
The officer does not like to send messages in cypher; he has an irrantional sense of cryptophobia.
cryptophobia by uttam maharjan March 18, 2010