cryptobus 

love

cryptobus goes round and round

cryptobus by uwuhz February 17, 2021

Cryptocurrency Miners

Arseholes who buy out every gaming GPU in stock so that they can fatten their purses with little to no effort. Because of these utter shitbags, the prices of gaming graphics cards have soared, and few are in stock. Worse still, after using and abusing the dozens of cards they bought, they sell them to poor unknowing buyers on the internet. If you can't buy a new graphics card, these fucks are to blame.

"All I can buy right now is a GT 1030, fuck, I wanted a GTX 1060, but it's not worth it when they cost a thousand bucks, damn cryptocurrency miners"

Cryptocurrency Miners by TADPOOL January 31, 2018

cryptopsy 

A technical death metal band from Montreal, Quebec, Canada.

The band consists of Lord Worm (Dan Greening) - vocals, Alex Auburn - Lead and rhythm guitars and backing vocals, Josh Kramer - Lead and rhythm guitars, Stephen Chavis - Bass, Flo Mounier - Insane ass drummer, also backing vocals.

Lord Worm used to partake in a peculiar stage show of engaging in the activity of consuming worms, these would also occasionally be fed to mall goth's in the front row. He left the band in 1997 to teach English to adults, in most of his lyrics this is an obvious talent he beholds, he re-joined in 2003. He wields a mighty scream which he holds for 28 seconds in "Open Face Surgery" and grunts that are almost completely undecipherable.

Flo Mounier (Florient Mounier) is also another popular favorite of the band, the drummer, considered one of the best heavy metal drummers in the world reaching insane speeds with his double kick drum but still been able to keep a nice rhythm, could probably play just as fast using his nostrils. Also released his own drumming DVD (Extreme Metal Drumming 101) which includes drumming lessons and footage of him in his glory.

Did you see everyone beating the shit out of each other at that Cryptopsy concert?

I bought Flo's DVD, I can reach 1 200b/m on a tamborine now.

cryptopsy by Tipskin March 31, 2007

cryptocuck 

A cryptocuck is someone who is very annoying. They tend to always endorse crypto currency as a "revolutionary" new technology that is great. In reality the crypto market is a zero sum game that can lose all its value in a heart beat. Cryptocucks will generally be into many other things such as suck elon musk's dick for no reason, trying to advertise their shitty coins that are clearly pump n dumps, and trying to ride the band wagon on r/wallstreetbets. Be careful as these guys are extremely dangerous keyboard warriors who will get angry if you screenshot their NFT.

Cryptocuck: Hey john did you see Elon Musk's new hyperloop? Its going to change the world!!!

John: Shut up mike the hyperloop will never work and all you do is advertise your shitty crypto. You're a cryptocuck.

cryptocuck by Spicyspicymeatball123 November 26, 2021

cryptopsy 

canadian death metal band. has quite possibly the fastest drummer in the world.

the band, cryptopsy, kicks your ass.

cryptopsy by jon October 23, 2003

Cryptocunt 

Someone that is clearly a cunt but they continually deny that they are one.

Friend 1: "Hey, should I invite him?"
Friend 2: "Hell no! That guy is a total cryptocunt!"

Cryptocunt by Steel Buckeye April 29, 2014

Cryptonise 

Speaking to someone in a cryptic manner causing them to become confused and as a consequence they then unveil their ultimate weakness. This word originates from the word kryptonite which is superman’s ultimate weakness - obvs.

Alphy always tries to cryptonise me so that he can find out my ultimate weakness. It doesn’t work, as I invented the word!!

Cryptonise by Son Yin no G Hine January 18, 2021