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cryptique 

Similar to a critic (critical message), a cryptique is a cryptic message.
Perhaps I should include some sort of cryptique.
cryptique by toothpickbandit July 13, 2010
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Crypto Fatique [cryptique] 

A state of mind whereby the amount of crypto news is causing drowsyness & sleepyness, usually goes away quickly following a spike in value.
"That dude is so powerful, he just went metro cryptique state. Came out flying. I don't know what happened at the end of that metro trip." Crypto Fatique cryptique causing a downer, spike in value caused an upper.

cryptire 

A person who has made so much money from cryptographic currencies that they can easily retire.
Ah heck yes, I just made enough on that trade to cryptire!
cryptire by Queegeh July 6, 2018

pigeon critique

The act of critiquing something without meaningfully explaining a better alternative.
To put it more bluntly: fly in, shit all over everything, fly out. A pigeon critique.
pigeon critique by Michael VII September 3, 2021

critique 

Critique is an easy way for people to slander any kind of work you do. Whether it be art, dance, music, acting etc. Some people may try to protect it and say that critiquing is good, but its not. The antonym of critique is constructive critisism ... GET IT RIGHT.

Critique is a dangerous weapon. Its the easiest way to tear into the soul. Possibly making an interesting murder weapon. If you want to kill an artist ask questions like these:
Why did you choose to use only one canvass?
Do you think the use of those colours were effective and why?

Basicly asking questions over and over, rather than commenting on the work itself it the best method. And answer questions with questions.
"I really like how I used the paint here and here. Thats why. Did that answer you question?"
"Did it answer YOUR question is the question?"
"What?"
"He/She obviously knows nothing about art. This critique is over."
(Artist cries)
critique by MyCherryTree February 6, 2006

cryptoqueer 

Describes human sexuality where the actual nature of one's attractions and fantasies is a closely-guarded secret, even from one's self. It is thought to describe the natural state of most human adults.
A: I think Joe might be gay.
B: Who knows? Even Joe probably doesn't know. Like most of us, he's a cryptoqueer.
cryptoqueer by episiarch April 26, 2017

crypticveles 

Only one of the best of clanners to ever play the LEGO game known as ROBLOX. He’s one hella roaster and sexy as fuck. Never mess with this guy, he’ll beat the shit out of you or make you run to your mama’s man tts
CrypticVeles 7-0s Auzric
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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