The frequently used term "crooked erection" became inefficient and therefore had to be shortened into croner (crooked boner). Croner also refers to any object that resembles a crooked erection/phallus.
"Someone threw a rock at my groin when I was a kid and now I have a croner."
"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."
"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."
"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."
"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."
by Josh The Squash May 08, 2005
Croner: Crooked Boner. An erection will magnify and amplify the curvature of your dong. This can make penetration very difficult and painful. However, my sexual philsophy is "no pain, no gain."
I saw this hot chick and my dong ballooned like a muh fucka. Unfortunately, due to being repeatedly kicked in my penis, it bent into my anus.
by Josh The Squash March 10, 2005
by Tyrone Larell Tate-Johnson November 27, 2011
by dildosexual September 08, 2023
I feel like I was kicked in the Croners by my client.
I was so scared, my Croners practically jumped into my throat!
I put a big pad on the gas tank of my Ducati to protect the ol' Croners.
I was so scared, my Croners practically jumped into my throat!
I put a big pad on the gas tank of my Ducati to protect the ol' Croners.
by random thoughts May 11, 2005
by Havoc457 March 15, 2021