Croner

Croner: Crooked Boner. An erection will magnify and amplify the curvature of your dong. This can make penetration very difficult and painful. However, my sexual philsophy is "no pain, no gain."

I saw this hot chick and my dong ballooned like a muh fucka. Unfortunately, due to being repeatedly kicked in my penis, it bent into my anus.

by Josh The Squash May 13, 2005

croner

The frequently used term "crooked erection" became inefficient and therefore had to be shortened into croner (crooked boner). Croner also refers to any object that resembles a crooked erection/phallus.

"Someone threw a rock at my groin when I was a kid and now I have a croner."

"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."

"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."

by Josh The Squash May 7, 2005

Croner

When a thought blows your minds.

Derived from a contraction of the words "cranium" and "boner."

I got a croner when I thought about what I would do with my lottery winnings.

by Tyrone Larell Tate-Johnson November 26, 2011

Croner

Old man Cock.

Pee wee Herman got caught stroking his croner in an adult theater.

by dildosexual September 7, 2023

Croner

When the flood of endorphins that comes from crying gives you a boner.

I opened up and started crying, and it gave me a massive croner!

by Havoc457 March 15, 2021

The Corner

In Winslow, Arizona, there's a sign indicating The Corner, which is mentioned in the Eagles' song "Take It Easy".

Seeing The Corner was a thrill to experience!

by Starchylde May 27, 2016

that's three in the corner

A Simon Anthony saying when a 3 is placed in a corner cell of a Sudoku grid and us usually followed by REM lyrics;

"And a 3 goes into the corner cell....that's three in the corner, that's three in the spotlight, losing its religion"

by markscottuk December 19, 2021