crusty muff
crusty muff by Thefamms March 24, 2016
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Crusty Muff Huffer
"Ewwww look at Erik, he is smelling that elderly women's genitalia...."
"Yea, he is a Crusty Muff Huffer"
"Yea, he is a Crusty Muff Huffer"
Crusty Muff Huffer by SUPERCAT69 May 5, 2010
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Crusty Muff Huffer
Crusty Muff Huffer by E. Willaby May 4, 2010
Crusty Muffin
When someone with a mustache (male or female), administers oral sex on a female and lets the vaginal fluids crustify onto the mustache.
Crusty Muffin by The PGP January 18, 2010
Crusty Muffler
When one takes a shit and doesn't clean themselves, it dries, and another then has anal sex with the dry, dirty, poop butt.
"After drinking and chinese food last night, we got back to my place and (i didn't have and toilet paper) we started getting freaky, needless to say i got the crusty muffler."
Crusty Muffler by pennyrockit October 5, 2011
Crusty Muffin
Matt:"Dude, I totally ate a crusty muffin last night!"
Kevin:"Really, was it warm, fresh and tasty? Did you spell out the alphabet??"
Kevin:"Really, was it warm, fresh and tasty? Did you spell out the alphabet??"
Crusty Muffin by Matt (Crusty Muffin Man) June 2, 2007
Crusty Muffin
A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.
Crusty Muffin by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023
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