1 definition by Matt (Crusty Muffin Man)

To eat a girl out. As in oral sexual intercourse with a female. Commonly related to a "muff dive".
Matt:"Dude, I totally ate a crusty muffin last night!"
Kevin:"Really, was it warm, fresh and tasty? Did you spell out the alphabet??"
by Matt (Crusty Muffin Man) May 17, 2007
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