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crumily
crumily by Rooster1981 June 5, 2016
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crumbly cheesecake
Crumbly cheesecake= when your lady falls asleep you jerk off onto her vagina without waking her up. In the morning you scrap off her vagina with your fingers and sprinkle the crumbs on her face to wake her up.
crumbly cheesecake by mankered up April 21, 2014
Crumbly
The Crumbly Biscuit Trick
When you crumble up a bunch of biscuits in someone's bed without them knowing. But it's their fault for not knowing, so you can't be blamed.
The Crumbly Biscuit Trick by Sweaty Asian September 29, 2017
The Duluth Crumbly Onion
The sexual act where a man has a sex with an onion ring while his J-bo-dacious lady does a crab walk. The man, if time admits, executes a bum rub.
Eric and his lady didn't finish their onion rings so they took them home and did the Duluth Crumbly Onion.
The Duluth Crumbly Onion by Dwight Mannly March 24, 2007
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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