crumily

Used to describe the complete disappointment in something or someone.

sam: I couldn't skate today cuz it was raining

john: Dude, thats really crumily.

by shaguna August 31, 2007

crumily

Used to describe the poor performance of a person or object.

Randy: How's your car running?
Terry: Very crumily.

by Rooster1981 June 5, 2016

crumbly cheesecake

Crumbly cheesecake= when your lady falls asleep you jerk off onto her vagina without waking her up. In the morning you scrap off her vagina with your fingers and sprinkle the crumbs on her face to wake her up.

I heard that Leo gave her a crumbly cheesecake to wake here up.

by mankered up April 21, 2014

Crumbly

An old person or elderly.

That crumbly smells like oatmeal, butterscotch and cat pee.

by eringibby January 10, 2010

The Crumbly Biscuit Trick

When you crumble up a bunch of biscuits in someone's bed without them knowing. But it's their fault for not knowing, so you can't be blamed.

Oh Clare you fell for the The Crumbly Biscuit Trick

by Sweaty Asian September 29, 2017

cumilyoo

Involving yourself or others in sexual cantact

I want him to cumilyoo me

by The bru-a saurus book of learn February 15, 2018

The Duluth Crumbly Onion

The sexual act where a man has a sex with an onion ring while his J-bo-dacious lady does a crab walk. The man, if time admits, executes a bum rub.

Eric and his lady didn't finish their onion rings so they took them home and did the Duluth Crumbly Onion.

by Dwight Mannly March 24, 2007