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crumblit 

A crumblit is a bit of a crumb.
"Why did you throw that container of fried Oreos away?!"
"There wasn't anything in there, it was empty."
"But there were crumblits!"
crumblit by hansss October 11, 2016
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When you so damn tired that just about anything is hilarious.
"Ay man look at my cot"
*Uncontrollable laughter*
"Bro that wasn't even funny"
"My bad, I'm Crumblin' "
Crumblin' by anonymous July 10, 2021

them crumblies 

When you have crumbs all over your mouth, facial hair, shirt, snuggie, or other body area and/or clothing.
*crunch crunch crunch* ... them crumblies
them crumblies by Nerdy Dave November 10, 2010

crumblette 

(noun) : a fragment, especially of something baked (as bread), that is too small to be picked up by pinching between the finger and thumb; a crumb of a crumb
Please wipe the crumblettes off the table.

Person 1: Could someone get me a towel? These crumbs are too small to be picked by pinching them between my finger and thumb.
Person 2: Sure, I'll get you a towel to wipe up those crumblettes.
Another word to call old people. Crumblies is the funniest word to ever call old people.
Me: "Whoa! Look at those crumblies!"
Crumblies: "why we outta catch you and kik ur arse!"
crumblies by CoCoNutBongoMan November 16, 2005

Totes Them Crumblies 

Absolutely, without a doubt, yes.
Do I want to be surrounded by kittens while also being handed a million dollars? Totes them crumblies, fam.
Left-overs of weed when you have no nugz (nuggets) left. Often found by searching your usual smoke spot for scraps and other left-overs of marijuana.
Dude! We're out of dank! Lets search the car for some crumblies, quick!
Crumblies by Steve Burg April 27, 2006
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