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crucifixation 

Crucifixation is the belief that all Christians are saved and, conversely, that all non-Christians, regardless of faith or moral character, are damned.,
Brain washed fundamentalist hypocrites suffer from crucifixation.
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Crucifixion 

An ancient form of torture where the victim is tied (or in some cases nailed) to a wooden structure most traditionally shaped like a T.
The most famous depiction of this form of torture is the death of Jesus Christ.
The 5 sorrowful mystery of the Holy rosary is the Crucifixion and death of our Lord Jesus Christ.
Crucifixion by supertaco2000 July 30, 2015

crucifixion 

The act of placing a person on a wooden cross as a means of execution. The person would usually be tied to the cross, but sometimes if the Romans considered the person a really bad criminal they would nail the person to the cross. The person would linger for a time before dying from shock and exposure.

Crucifixion was practiced by the Romans as well as other cultures. It is considered one of the most brutal and painful ways to carry out an execution.
The execution of Jesus Christ by Rome.
The execution of Spartacus and his fellow rebels after an uprising.
crucifixion by jesster79 February 21, 2005

Oral Crucifixion

The act of punishing someone for saying something so sinful that a crucifix must be shoved into their mouth as though it were a huge black cock to prevent them from continuing.
"Yeah, Traci was talking about my grandma and I couldn't handle it anymore so I grabbed the cross and gave her a good old oral crucifixion"

Accidental Crucifixion 

The process of accidentally crucifying someone, whether it be a false accusation or a faulty nail gun; it could be an uncontrollable act such as an addiction or an "accidental" nailing of someone to a cross
Whoops. I committed accidental crucifixion on Kristy by subconsciously nailing her hands to a cross and planting it in the ground.

crucifiction 

N) a lie told about someone that puts them in a very bad light, most often used in political campaigns. The lie is generally VERY obvious as being a lie, and is a blatent attempt to distort the truth.
The latest Republican ad attacking Obama is total crucifiction.
crucifiction by scottimack October 3, 2008

testicular crucifixion 

Nailing one's scrotum to a small cross-like object.
Man, he boned my sister! Let's initiate some testicular crucifixion on his ass.
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