cruci 

An idiot Bristishman who enjoys drinking tea and shitting in public restrooms.

Cruci tried to rape me, but I gave him tea instead.

cruci by Migillis May 2, 2004

cruci 

Cruci, short for cruciotic stimulation, is when you inflict a non-lethal amount of pain on a person's body, or your own body, (usually by slapping the ass or squeezing the bosoms), while saying the word "Crucio" at the same time.

I met a sexy Italian man and he gave me cruci in the back of the truck.

cruci by hot corpser 13 December 2, 2013

cruci 

That's begna.

Why is your nick Cruci, begna?

cruci by Zahu November 14, 2021

cruci tushi 

Crushi tushi means a very sexy and firm tushi she will be a magnet to lads and be with a new one every week she loves lots of dick too

Oh look there’s that sexy cruci tushi

cruci tushi by Cruci tushi September 24, 2020

Cruiser Spread 

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017

Cruckle 

To cruckle is to go over on one's ankle. A common phrase in Rochdale but apparently nowhere else in the world.

'Did you just cruckle on that kerb?'
'Yeah, it's absolutely killing'

Cruckle by _Queen_P_ July 26, 2017

carnival cruise 

the act of driving around looking for a place to take a shit

if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat

carnival cruise by henro50 February 18, 2013