cruci

An idiot Bristishman who enjoys drinking tea and shitting in public restrooms.

Cruci tried to rape me, but I gave him tea instead.

by Migillis May 2, 2004

cruci

Cruci, short for cruciotic stimulation, is when you inflict a non-lethal amount of pain on a person's body, or your own body, (usually by slapping the ass or squeezing the bosoms), while saying the word "Crucio" at the same time.

I met a sexy Italian man and he gave me cruci in the back of the truck.

by hot corpser 13 December 2, 2013

cruci

That's begna.

Why is your nick Cruci, begna?

by Zahu November 14, 2021

cruci tushi

Crushi tushi means a very sexy and firm tushi she will be a magnet to lads and be with a new one every week she loves lots of dick too

Oh look there’s that sexy cruci tushi

by Cruci tushi September 24, 2020

Cruiser Spread

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

by will bitten September 30, 2017

Cruckle

To cruckle is to go over on one's ankle. A common phrase in Rochdale but apparently nowhere else in the world.

'Did you just cruckle on that kerb?'
'Yeah, it's absolutely killing'

by _Queen_P_ July 26, 2017

Cruisical

An often rowdy group sing a long to a popular song that plays on the radio in a car. Typically initiated with "Oh yeah! this is my jam!"

Let it Go from Frozen played on the radio in the car and it was a straight Cruisical up in that bitch... shit was tight.

by DunnDunnDunn August 1, 2014