Croseph

A big man who peels gunk from underneath your toenails, wears vests and f**ks your girl really slowly. No Kissing.

Croseph is an unadulterated, undeniable Demi God.

by Booker Tuber October 6, 2018

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Croseph

Derived from the fusion of cronie and broseph, a croseph is a fellow co-worker, friend, or accomplice in any type of nefarious dealings.

1. "Yo croseph, stop working on that excel document and come watch cake farts in my office"

2. Boody: "Yo, croseph, how much will you give me to go drop my nuts on Carol and then make her hum "Lookin boy?"

Broham: "I won't give you anything, but i'm sure she'll give you herpes."

3. "Croseph, help me scam that gaggle of nuss back to your place so I can give one the rooftop rumble"

4. "Do NOT come at me like that, croseph, working more than 4 hours a day is for suckers"

by greatestOfAllTime October 2, 2008

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1. (CROW-SEFF) Ride or die friend, ideally one who grew up in the same neighborhood as you. Your #1 Brodie. Best Man. Two Man Kobe to your Shaq.

2. (CRU-SEF)The process of being crucified upside down in a Thabo Sefolosha jersey.

1. (greeting said "croseph") WHATS GOOD MY CROSEPH! YOU ARE MY CROSEPH!!! I LOVE YOU!

2. A man of honor dies by Cruseph.

by TheBossFan March 25, 2024

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Crossphiled

The act of getting incredibly crossfaded on alcohol, marijuana, and Xanax. Usually accompanied by incoherent ramblings and projectile vomiting.

Jon: Did you hear about Phillip?
Chris: No, what happened?
Jon: He got so crossphiled that he wanted us to call the EMT.
Chris: Not again... Shouldn't have washed those ladders down with all that wine.

by Gig This January 17, 2013

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