crowey

Crowey is someone you’d describe as fiercely average in the bedroom.
Often has the same conversation with the same people, multiple times a day.
Usually a Crowey has an unbelievably amazing dog that is his right hand man, defender of bad bois and a cuddle demon.
The usual profession of a Crowey is a Florist, the arrangements vary from all walks of life but are always spoken about for years to come.

Wow, Crowey was fiercely average last night

Crowey is so weird, but damn I can’t get enough of him!

I love Crowey

crowey by The Real Florist November 23, 2021

Crowny 

Adj.
That which is suitable for royalty or someone deserving of a crown. Something highly desirable, of quality or of fine origin. Typically, anything that is the shit, the bomb, killer, dope, etc.

I converted my Benz to bio and got a new sound system -- now my shit is crowny!

That local family farm is so awesome! Their goat cheese is the crowny organies!

Question:What's this shit like?
Answer: It's crowny, son.

Crowny by jahmiller October 21, 2010

a.j. crowley 

An angel that did not fall so much as saunter vaguely downwards. Crowley became a master gardener by threatening plants when they refused to grow, or simply didn't look quite as nice as the others. Hence, to A.J. Crowley your garden is to put the fear of God into it, or replace any plant that is not looking as robust as the others.

Those rosebushes are looking pretty raggedy. Time to A.J. Crowley that shit.

a.j. crowley by Mr. Fell June 15, 2011

Crowley

Probably the gayest demon in Hell, Married an angel (lmao we wish), Created the M25, Made the Archangel Gabriel shooketh, And cried in a bookshop bc he thought he lost his husband. Professional Snakey Snake.

Crowley is a disaster gay.

Yea man. The best disaster.

Crowley by RhiadiHasDied August 10, 2019

Crowley

The snakiest boi. Crowley is a fallen angel who is secretly, deep down inside, really quite a nice person. Prone to pushing angels against walls. Very gay. Crowley's hips do Not Lie.

Look at that guy in a Bentley, must be Crowley

Crowley by yuor-devil August 31, 2019

Crowley

Probably the gayest demon in Hell, Married an angel (lmao we wish), Created the M25, Made the Archangel Gabriel shooketh, And cried in a bookshop bc he thought he lost his husband.

Crowley is a disaster gay.

Yea man. The best disaster.

Crowley by RhiadiHasDied August 10, 2019

Crowley

He's the king of hell

Fu Crowley

Crowley by Poppooppoppooppoppooppop August 31, 2017