crowey

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Crowey is someone you’d describe as fiercely average in the bedroom.
Often has the same conversation with the same people, multiple times a day.
Usually a Crowey has an unbelievably amazing dog that is his right hand man, defender of bad bois and a cuddle demon.
The usual profession of a Crowey is a Florist, the arrangements vary from all walks of life but are always spoken about for years to come.

Wow, Crowey was fiercely average last night

Crowey is so weird, but damn I can’t get enough of him!

I love Crowey

crowey by The Real Florist November 23, 2021

Words you can keep

Crowny

Adj.
That which is suitable for royalty or someone deserving of a crown. Something highly desirable, of quality or of fine origin. Typically, anything that is the shit, the bomb, killer, dope, etc.

I converted my Benz to bio and got a new sound system -- now my shit is crowny!

That local family farm is so awesome! Their goat cheese is the crowny organies!

Question:What's this shit like?
Answer: It's crowny, son.

Crowny by jahmiller October 21, 2010

Related Words

crowey • Crowe • Crowed • Croney • croweater • crowell • crowly • Crowny • cowey • crowdy

a.j. crowley

An angel that did not fall so much as saunter vaguely downwards. Crowley became a master gardener by threatening plants when they refused to grow, or simply didn't look quite as nice as the others. Hence, to A.J. Crowley your garden is to put the fear of God into it, or replace any plant that is not looking as robust as the others.

Those rosebushes are looking pretty raggedy. Time to A.J. Crowley that shit.

a.j. crowley by Mr. Fell June 15, 2011

Crowley

Probably the gayest demon in Hell, Married an angel (lmao we wish), Created the M25, Made the Archangel Gabriel shooketh, And cried in a bookshop bc he thought he lost his husband. Professional Snakey Snake.

Crowley is a disaster gay.

Yea man. The best disaster.

Crowley by RhiadiHasDied August 10, 2019

Crowley

The snakiest boi. Crowley is a fallen angel who is secretly, deep down inside, really quite a nice person. Prone to pushing angels against walls. Very gay. Crowley's hips do Not Lie.

Look at that guy in a Bentley, must be Crowley

Crowley by yuor-devil August 31, 2019

Crowley

Probably the gayest demon in Hell, Married an angel (lmao we wish), Created the M25, Made the Archangel Gabriel shooketh, And cried in a bookshop bc he thought he lost his husband.

Crowley is a disaster gay.

Yea man. The best disaster.

Crowley by RhiadiHasDied August 10, 2019

Crowley

He's the king of hell

Fu Crowley

Crowley by Poppooppoppooppoppooppop August 31, 2017

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026