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Croney 

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A word for a man who hoaches through bins and steals knickers from washing lines in their spare time, a general menace to society. people should be aware of their local croney as so to at least cross the street if one finds ones self on the same side of the road to avoid anything distressing happening to them, a croney can always be identified by the strong smell of cheap deoderant due to regular "burnfoot showers" AVOID AT ALL COSTS
MAN- Did you see that croney running through the garden last night stealing all the knickers off the washing lines?

MAN 2 - no but i noticed my bin had been hoached this morning the rubbish was everywhere!

MAN 3 - i could smell his burnfoot shower when i was chasing him through the gardens last night trying to get my good thongs back, what a menace!
Croney by the burnfit scruff June 19, 2011
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I'll have a pint of croney please mate.
croney by inflateable June 26, 2004

Croney 

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Ahm Mad CRONEY n Ahm Gonny Pan Yer Heed In !!!

Croney's Gonny Get Ya !!

Aww Heer dae u Know mad Croney ??.. Heard Hes Mental !!
Croney by Croney January 13, 2004

Croney 

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a wee pussy fae skinheeds
"dae u know croney??.....a heard he blows goats"
Croney by gary bhoy January 20, 2004

croney mingler 

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Crony Mingler
cro•ny (krô'nç)
n.
A longtime close friend or companion.
Possibly from Greek khronios, long lasting, from khronos, time.

min•gler (mĭng'gəlr)
n., pl. -ers.
One who joins or take part with others: The minglers mingled with their cronies.
Middle English menglen, frequentative of mengen, to mix, from Old English mengan.

Croney mingler refers to groups of people who gather in public areas and occupy space without an ostensible purpose. This term most often refers to people between the ages of 12 and 20, the unemployed and or trustees who coalesce in public places such as shopping centres, parks, or cafés. Crony mingling can also be quite prevalent in areas that have heavy tourist traffic, i.e., beach towns, ski towns or small historical towns where bored aimless locals are attracted by a continual influx of non-locals with whom they can interact for entertainment value. Often this interaction is one sided and involves incredulous looks, smirks and a palpable air of their own coolness that radiates around an approximate twenty foot radius of any given space where they stand. Crony minglers are generally harmless and if treated with caution and respect can often be quite helpful with information on where to acquire black market goods.
The croney minglers at the skate park flipped their emo haircuts and mumbled in contempt at the site of the lost tourist who asked them for directions.
croney mingler by R. Ceballos May 29, 2007

sam croney 

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Sam croney means a thunder punch up the Fanny flaps
Wow she just got sam croney'd
sam croney by AdamWilko20 August 14, 2017

Coney-catch 

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An old time word meaning to swindle, cheat or deceive. See also cony-catcher.
Politicians are unbiased, they’ll coney-catch anybody.
Coney-catch by AKACroatalin March 7, 2019
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