Two’s a Crowd

An undesirable situation for diners, because the pandemic has decimated so many lives worldwide that the authorities would allow foodcourts and restaurants to operate only if they limit to no more than one person per table at any time of the day.

Jeff was fined $3,000 the second time for breaking the “Two’s a crowd” rule twice, this time round for being caught at a fast-food outlet with an ex-colleague whom he’d not met for over a decade.

by Fasters March 6, 2022

Three's a fucking crowd

The new definition of a threesome.

Brian Lee and Erin were the only ones at the party. Three's a fucking crowd.

by ledg3rmit3 April 2, 2010

crowd slayer

a large, nasty gun found in most shooters. Infamous for thier ability to rip through multiple enemies.

gamer 1- dude, I found a crowd slayer.
gamer 2- great! get down to c deck, I'm boxed in here.

by Spaz de Kat December 18, 2008

crowd surfing

When you are at a rock concert in a tight audience and the people around you lift you up onto the heads of the crowd around you. Then either all the people holding you up slowly pass you around or they all at once throw you to another section of the crowd. Usually the ride ends with security pulling you down and then you have to go to the back of the crowd and work your way back up to where you started from. Or the people you are passed to do not know you are coming and end up dropping you. The feeling when you are crowd surfing is as if you are simply floating up there. Even though there are about 10 hands touching your legs, ass, back, and sometimes head.

The crowd surfing was so cool, until i got dropped on my head.

by Nest November 17, 2005

crowd salmon

When a group of people are all moving in one direction, like into a bar or concert, the one or two people who are moving in the opposite direction of the crowd bumping into everyone and getting in the way, like a salmon swimming upstream.

example 1:
"this guy just bumped into me and made me spill my beer, what a fucking crowd salmon"

example 2:

person 1 "whats this guys problem, hes getting in everyones way"

person 2 "hes a god damn crowd salmon, he loves it"

by coolguy406 June 7, 2010

Crowd-Stepping

V; A form of crowd surfing, except instead of being passed around by the audience on your back, you try to walk around above the crowd, stepping either on peoples heads, shoulders, or on out-stretched hands from fellow moshers. As a bonus, you can try to walk right up to the stage, step over the security, get on stage, run to a different section, and Crowd Step all the way back to where you were. Very difficult, yet SERIOUSLY FUN. Practice makes perfect.

"I am going to go Crowd-Stepping at the SkitSystem concert."

by Mosh_Pit_Warrior_650 October 21, 2008

crowd suck

When a girl sucks a dick in the middle of the crowd at a concert

Aye bro last night I got a crowd suck at the UME festival

by DocDizzle04 July 17, 2016