crotted
chance to take a good YELLOW and or, chance is yellow or brown good chance is yellow. bad chance bad chance is brown.
crotted by nemesistheeavatar April 10, 2020
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Clotted
Beyond the best absolutely amazing, or looking really good.
Sumaya: did you see that boy earlier??
Ruby: yes he was so clotted!!!!!
Sumaya: did you see that boy earlier??
Ruby: yes he was so clotted!!!!!
Clotted by Ruby.xxxxxxx December 2, 2016
Clotted Cream
Thick semen that is ejaculated in significant quantity. Typically the cum of a very virile male in his teens and early 20s.
Howard longed for the day when his prostate power enabled him to shoot his load three feet in the air and his ball sack could serve up loads of clotted cream. Now in his 60s, he is happy just to wake up with occasional morning wood and to rub out a little dribble.
Clotted Cream by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
crottled greeps
A term used in science fiction fandom, implicitly a foodstuff, which derives from (1) “crottles,” the curved lines in cartoons indicating that a character is falling over backwards and (2) “grippe” (influenza) as spelled by the English and pronounced by the French. It is said that crottled greeps are to food what blog is to drink; many fans have presented their ideas of what the true recipe for both must be, even though the Geneva Convention expressly describes the transmission of the true recipes of either by any means as a Crime Against Humanity.
crottled greeps by rich brown August 11, 2004
crottels
crottels by governator82 February 15, 2010
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