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Lara Crofted 

Lara Crofted is when you get impaled by an object
Oh my god! Call an ambulance, I just got Lara Crofted !!
Lara Crofted by alpetergriffin April 7, 2021
Some one who is a console underated goated free agent player and the y play sixteen hours a day. On a good day they play 20 hours. And they drop out of high school as a junior.
THESE KIDS ARE FUCKIN CROATED! OH YOUR CROATED AS FUCK. OH FUCK THIS KIDS CROATED AS SHIT.
Croated by Jiff Gat0 April 27, 2019
Beyond the best absolutely amazing, or looking really good.

Sumaya: did you see that boy earlier??

Ruby: yes he was so clotted!!!!!
yes sumaya! you are looking clotted today.
Clotted by Ruby.xxxxxxx December 2, 2016

Clotted Cream 

Thick semen that is ejaculated in significant quantity. Typically the cum of a very virile male in his teens and early 20s.
Howard longed for the day when his prostate power enabled him to shoot his load three feet in the air and his ball sack could serve up loads of clotted cream. Now in his 60s, he is happy just to wake up with occasional morning wood and to rub out a little dribble.
Clotted Cream by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

crottled greeps 

A term used in science fiction fandom, implicitly a foodstuff, which derives from (1) “crottles,” the curved lines in cartoons indicating that a character is falling over backwards and (2) “grippe” (influenza) as spelled by the English and pronounced by the French. It is said that crottled greeps are to food what blog is to drink; many fans have presented their ideas of what the true recipe for both must be, even though the Geneva Convention expressly describes the transmission of the true recipes of either by any means as a Crime Against Humanity.
If you don't like crottled greeps, why did you order them?
crottled greeps by rich brown August 11, 2004

crottels 

A form of the craps where you poop comes out in little pieces, much like rabbit poop
Dude after eating that pizza last night I had a bad case of the crottels.
crottels by governator82 February 15, 2010