crotchups

Dirty underwear, stepped out of and left crotch facing up on the floor.

Hey, your girlfriend left a pair of crotchups on the bathroom floor, they looked nasty, a real petri dish, you better throw those puppies out before they crawl away.

or..
Dirty Joe came by last night to use the shower, filthy bastard left a pair of crotchups on the floor, gross! he really needed a shower by the look of those things, they were radioactive.

by NZJohn December 20, 2011

crotchsplosion

Spontaneous combustion of an orgasmic nature.

The fucktastic leading man's grin sparked a massive crotchsplosion that ruined my panties.

by Sareeswfla July 1, 2009

crotchpit

The part where your leg meets your crotch and you build up a sweat line while exercising. Perhaps like an 'armpit' but for your crotch.

My crotchpit sweat is undeniable after that run. It looked like I peed.

by ISSEXY April 25, 2010

crotchular

Of or pertaining to the region USUALLY housing the genitalia of humans.

He was kicked in his crotchular region.

by Alex Bae July 12, 2005

Crotchfester

An affectionate term for the Rochester, New York, area throughout the winter months.

Damn, a whiteout blizzard and a -11 degree windchill- just another day in the Crotchfester.

by Michael H Hauk December 22, 2008

crotchula

n. - a title given to people who crotch excessively, or who are renouned for their crotchtastic tendencies.

"Ooh, look, it's Crotchula."

by Spenny June 24, 2006

Crotchtastic

Used to describe a fantastic crotch.

David Bowie was crotchtastic in the Labyrinth!

by The Cat Lady June 7, 2010