Spenny's definitions

crotch pirate

n. - A title often bestowed to people who crotch themselves on a near-permanent basis. See crotchula.

"Gah, you're such a crotch pirate."
"Tim is THE crotch pirate.."

by Spenny June 24, 2006

crotch

vb. - To crotch: grabbing the aforementioned part of your body and generally fondling it.

n. - A crotch: a derogatory term intended to insult.

vb. - "He crotched himself."

n. - "Don't be such a crotch, you crotch."

by Spenny June 11, 2006

crotchula

n. - a title given to people who crotch excessively, or who are renouned for their crotchtastic tendencies.

"Ooh, look, it's Crotchula."

by Spenny June 24, 2006