3 definitions by Spenny

1
vb. - To crotch: grabbing the aforementioned part of your body and generally fondling it.

n. - A crotch: a derogatory term intended to insult.
vb. - "He crotched himself."

n. - "Don't be such a crotch, you crotch."
by Spenny June 09, 2006
Get the mug
Get a crotch mug for your girlfriend Julia.
2
n. - A title often bestowed to people who crotch themselves on a near-permanent basis. See crotchula.
"Gah, you're such a crotch pirate."
"Tim is THE crotch pirate.."
by Spenny June 24, 2006
Get the mug
Get a crotch pirate mug for your sister Riley.
3
n. - a title given to people who crotch excessively, or who are renouned for their crotchtastic tendencies.
"Ooh, look, it's Crotchula."
by Spenny June 24, 2006
Get the merch
Get the crotchula neck gaiter and mug.