He was kicked in his crotchular region.
by Alex Bae July 12, 2005

Steve's crotchular region was struck by mike's fist after which steve asked mike "what are you doing with your life that's so impressive?"
by Mr. Cumstein May 09, 2005

by AndiLeaMissouri December 12, 2010

by Lucy C. September 18, 2006

Apparel that places emphasis on the groin region.
Often such apparel causes high-pitched voice, decreased motor function, and excessive fidgeting.
Often such apparel causes high-pitched voice, decreased motor function, and excessive fidgeting.
'These pants are rather crotchular, don't you agree?'
'Do you even want children? then get out of those crotchular pants and into some cotton boxers!'
'Do you even want children? then get out of those crotchular pants and into some cotton boxers!'
by Nevo June 17, 2008

by fearofbirds May 06, 2009

Jerry's ballsack was swollen and changing colors from being hit in his crotchular region with a baseball bat.
by UnlimitedInfinity May 27, 2009
