crotchsicle

The new slang for a tampon.

She went to the store to get crotchsicles because it was that time of the month

by Playground Monitor August 15, 2017

Crotchcicle

What your penis turns into when exposed to temperatures below freezing.

Doctor: Can you tell me what happened sir?
Patient: Ahhhh! It hurts so badly!
Doctor: Calm down and just explain what happened to your penis, sir.
Patient: Carl, that douchebag, snapped off my crotchcicle!
Doctor: How did you get a crotchcicle in the first place?
Patient: Ummm... I was kind of... fucking a snowman.
Doctor: Ohhh, well that's understandable.

by Youreceivethehole7 August 19, 2009

Crotchpickles

Word given to fillings that fall from a sandwich, burger or kebab on to your crotch / t-shirt. Usually the result of over stuffing. Also look at spillage

Mork : Look at the size of this burger it is huge.
Mindy : yeah but watch out for "crotchpickles"

by Tim Barker November 27, 2007

crotchicre

N; One who initiates the massacre of crotches.

V; The massacre of crotches.

"You are such a crotchicre, ya creeper!"
"Man, last night was like a crotchicre!"

by Syrus October 6, 2006

crotchile

Region of the sacred space of a male or female i.e. penis, testicles or vagina

Dude stop lookin at my crotchile reason. Wtf faggot!

by mckennasn May 13, 2012

crotchpicker

Someone with a pubic insect infestation

That crotchpicker Nigel got scabies from my wife!

by Bandersnatch August 17, 2003

crotchticle

when ur crotch tickles!

ewww my crotchticle is feel fun-e

by Megan g & marabeth z March 4, 2005