crotch five

To slap/bump two crotches with each other, like a high five.

He was so aroused that he couldn't help but crotch five her.

by GoAaN October 24, 2012

Crotchfidence

Confidence stemming from the power held within one's crotch, often because of the largeness of one's trouserworm.

Wow, Matt Cameron of Soundgarden and Pearl Jam sure has lots of crotchfidence.

by elementary-son September 7, 2012

Crotchfire

Either incredible feminine horniness, or incredibly painful V.D. related symptom.

When I heavy petter her vag through her jeans, I started a crotchfire.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

Crotchfiend

A word use to describe somebody with whorish tendencies, usually used in jest.

John: I'm totally thinking of asking Wendy out.
Mark: You shouldn't do that, Wendy is a total crotchfiend

by herpderp666 September 26, 2012

crotchfire

a person that had extremely annoyed the people around them by being an empowering slut;literally means that the person has fire in their crotch, the person must keep fucking people to manage their fire in the crotch area.

Crotchfires in general are highly dangerous.

by the goddess of venus March 31, 2009