crotch blow 

A hole in the crotch of a pair of your favorite warn out jeans. Also can be referred to the action of accidentally ripping a hole in the crotch of your jeans.

You better wear some fancy boxers today, these jeans have crotch blow.

crotch blow by Robin January 5, 2004

crotch blow out

N: The event when the inner seam of your pants split, tear, or blow apart due to extreme friction.
Best examples of crotch blow out are seen on Raw Denim jeans, corduroy pants, and recalled Lulu Lemon yoga pants.

"Steve has such extreme crotch blow out in his Raw Denim 316 jeans from panning for gold and riding horses all day"

"I saw the most gnarly CBO in yoga this morning when that girl in front of me was doing Downward Facing Dog"

crotch blow out by ShBeeze November 13, 2013

blowing the crotch out 

When dry humping to much you rip or tear the, crotch of your jean shorts off.

Yo man I spent all last night at that party blowing the crotch out with that girl Ariella!

blowing the crotch out by crotch business February 12, 2015

crotchblock

When you interfere with a bi or pansexual friend from hooking up with someone of any gender whom they have an interest to get to know intimately.

Cece crotchblocked Toni when she told the realtor Allarie that she felt Toni's not a good kisser.

crotchblock by Spiderrette July 18, 2017

crotchblossom 

offspring, kid, child, sex trophy, that which issues forth from the female loins about nine months(in humans) after unprotected coitus and fertilization of an egg.

Hysteric over marijuana legalization: Oh my gawd! All the kiddies are gonna be smoking pot now!

Juana: Parenting means not needing the government to keep your little crotchblossoms away from maryjane.

crotchblossom by Mary Juana Sativa November 7, 2012