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crotch blow out

N: The event when the inner seam of your pants split, tear, or blow apart due to extreme friction.
Best examples of crotch blow out are seen on Raw Denim jeans, corduroy pants, and recalled Lulu Lemon yoga pants.
"Steve has such extreme crotch blow out in his Raw Denim 316 jeans from panning for gold and riding horses all day"

"I saw the most gnarly CBO in yoga this morning when that girl in front of me was doing Downward Facing Dog"
crotch blow out by ShBeeze November 13, 2013

blowing the crotch out 

When dry humping to much you rip or tear the, crotch of your jean shorts off.
Yo man I spent all last night at that party blowing the crotch out with that girl Ariella!

crotchblock

When you interfere with a bi or pansexual friend from hooking up with someone of any gender whom they have an interest to get to know intimately.
Cece crotchblocked Toni when she told the realtor Allarie that she felt Toni's not a good kisser.
crotchblock by Spiderrette July 18, 2017

crotchblossom 

offspring, kid, child, sex trophy, that which issues forth from the female loins about nine months(in humans) after unprotected coitus and fertilization of an egg.
Hysteric over marijuana legalization: Oh my gawd! All the kiddies are gonna be smoking pot now!

Juana: Parenting means not needing the government to keep your little crotchblossoms away from maryjane.
crotchblossom by Mary Juana Sativa November 7, 2012
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026