crotch blow
A hole in the crotch of a pair of your favorite warn out jeans. Also can be referred to the action of accidentally ripping a hole in the crotch of your jeans.
crotch blow by Robin January 5, 2004
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crotch blow out
N: The event when the inner seam of your pants split, tear, or blow apart due to extreme friction.
Best examples of crotch blow out are seen on Raw Denim jeans, corduroy pants, and recalled Lulu Lemon yoga pants.
Best examples of crotch blow out are seen on Raw Denim jeans, corduroy pants, and recalled Lulu Lemon yoga pants.
"Steve has such extreme crotch blow out in his Raw Denim 316 jeans from panning for gold and riding horses all day"
"I saw the most gnarly CBO in yoga this morning when that girl in front of me was doing Downward Facing Dog"
"I saw the most gnarly CBO in yoga this morning when that girl in front of me was doing Downward Facing Dog"
crotch blow out by ShBeeze November 13, 2013
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blowing the crotch out
blowing the crotch out by crotch business February 12, 2015
crotchblock
When you interfere with a bi or pansexual friend from hooking up with someone of any gender whom they have an interest to get to know intimately.
crotchblock by Spiderrette July 18, 2017
crotchblossom
offspring, kid, child, sex trophy, that which issues forth from the female loins about nine months(in humans) after unprotected coitus and fertilization of an egg.
Hysteric over marijuana legalization: Oh my gawd! All the kiddies are gonna be smoking pot now!
Juana: Parenting means not needing the government to keep your little crotchblossoms away from maryjane.
Juana: Parenting means not needing the government to keep your little crotchblossoms away from maryjane.
crotchblossom by Mary Juana Sativa November 7, 2012
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