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offspring, kid, child, sex trophy, that which issues forth from the female loins about nine months(in humans) after unprotected coitus and fertilization of an egg.
Hysteric over marijuana legalization: Oh my gawd! All the kiddies are gonna be smoking pot now!

Juana: Parenting means not needing the government to keep your little crotchblossoms away from maryjane.
by Mary Juana Sativa November 07, 2012
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