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Conspunktivitis  

To have(cum)shot in your eye and develop an extremely red eye like pink eye. (Conjunctivitis)
My girl was giving me a blowjob the other night and pulled out as I was cumming. I shot my load right in her eye. She has conspunktivitis real bad.
Conspunktivitis by Kzubizzle January 28, 2007

CrossFucked

That moment when you realize you should have scaled a CrossFit WOD because it's days later and you still can't walk down a flight of stairs or participate fully in activities of daily living.
I can't go to the bathroom without using the towel rack to pull myself up. I CrossFucked myself.
CrossFucked by xfitnutty September 1, 2012

Conspunktivitis 

To have(cum)shot in your eye and develop an extremely red eye like pink eye. (Conjunctivitis)
So my girl was blowing me the other night and pulled out as I was cumming. I shot my load right in her eye. She had conspunktivitis real bad.
Conspunktivitis by Kzubizzle December 9, 2008

Crossfuck 

When you are having sex with three or more people and your penis goes into an unexpected vagina or butthole.
While doing sarah I accidentally crossfucked Julie.
Crossfuck by Long Boehner September 10, 2010

Conspunkdivitis 

An eye condition resembling conjunctivitis caused buy cumin directly in someones eye causing irritation and embarrassment.
I busted a nut in her eye giving her a mean case of Conspunkdivitis.
Conspunkdivitis by oakhem May 28, 2010

crosscunt 

"did you hear the noise that crosscunt made when the gook slid down the bannister?"
"yea, "fup, fup, fup, fup, fup, fup ,fup, fup"!"