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Conspunktivitis 

To have(cum)shot in your eye and develop an extremely red eye like pink eye. (Conjunctivitis)
So my girl was blowing me the other night and pulled out as I was cumming. I shot my load right in her eye. She had conspunktivitis real bad.
Conspunktivitis by Kzubizzle December 9, 2008

Conspunktivitis 

A term to describe the inflamation and soreness of the Ocular organs, due to the male member ejeculating in to the aforementioned.
I have a severe case of Conspunktivitis.. . Pass me the eye drops.. big boy..

Conspunkdivitis 

An eye condition resembling conjunctivitis caused buy cumin directly in someones eye causing irritation and embarrassment.
I busted a nut in her eye giving her a mean case of Conspunkdivitis.
Conspunkdivitis by oakhem May 28, 2010

cumspunktivitis 

Burning irritation of the eye as a result of ejaculate coming into contact with the sclera.
No I don't have pink eye, I have cumspunktivitis.

Zac tried to avert his eyes but Pete still shot him in the face and he had cumspunktivitis for the rest of the day.

Have you ever gotten cum in your eye Gabriel? It burns...and that's called cumspunktivitis.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026