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Conspunktivitis  

To have(cum)shot in your eye and develop an extremely red eye like pink eye. (Conjunctivitis)
My girl was giving me a blowjob the other night and pulled out as I was cumming. I shot my load right in her eye. She has conspunktivitis real bad.
Conspunktivitis by Kzubizzle January 28, 2007
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Conspunktivitis 

To have(cum)shot in your eye and develop an extremely red eye like pink eye. (Conjunctivitis)
So my girl was blowing me the other night and pulled out as I was cumming. I shot my load right in her eye. She had conspunktivitis real bad.
Conspunktivitis by Kzubizzle December 9, 2008

Conspunktivitis 

A term to describe the inflamation and soreness of the Ocular organs, due to the male member ejeculating in to the aforementioned.
I have a severe case of Conspunktivitis.. . Pass me the eye drops.. big boy..

Conspunkdivitis 

An eye condition resembling conjunctivitis caused buy cumin directly in someones eye causing irritation and embarrassment.
I busted a nut in her eye giving her a mean case of Conspunkdivitis.
Conspunkdivitis by oakhem May 28, 2010

cumspunktivitis 

Burning irritation of the eye as a result of ejaculate coming into contact with the sclera.
No I don't have pink eye, I have cumspunktivitis.

Zac tried to avert his eyes but Pete still shot him in the face and he had cumspunktivitis for the rest of the day.

Have you ever gotten cum in your eye Gabriel? It burns...and that's called cumspunktivitis.
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