CrossEyed 

Derived from the student ministry team at Immanuel Baptist Church. A type of teenager who has their eyes fixed on the cross of Jesus Christ.

Hey look at that guy, he is a CrossEyed kid.

CrossEyed by Dan Fox December 1, 2004

crosseyed groupie 

A person, usually female, who attempts to seduce musicians in hopes that their "beauty" will be seen despite their crazy eyes.

Mang, that crosseyed groupie sure was persistant!

crosseyed groupie by Caffine Overdose April 19, 2004

make your babies crosseyed 

make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.

The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.

ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.

Mess around and find out!!!!

Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.

make your babies crosseyed by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 14, 2023

Abilene Crosseyed Cowgirl 

You get a random girl and escort her to Frontier Texas put her head first into a civil war cannon with her legs spread. Then gather 2 acquaintances to assist you in firing the mechanism while watching spongebob then her clitoris is launched at approximately 105 meters per second so you can in the words of native abileniens "fuck dat bitch"

My terrorist companion Yazdani was really horny so he Abilene Crosseyed cowgirled 69 sloots and 64 virgins in one month.

Abilene Crosseyed Cowgirl by Fourndog September 11, 2014

crossed

To be under the influence of alcohol and marijuana at the same time. Usually occurs at parties or with a group of friends. Short for crossfaded.

1. "I don't know about you bro, but being crossed is the best!"

2. "Damn dude you look crossed!"
"Yea man... 2 shots, 5 games of beerpong, and a giant rip fucked me up!"

crossed by Erik B January 17, 2008

Star-Crossed 

A person, usually a lover, that would have been perfect for you if the circumstances were different. Some say you knew each other in another lifetime.

I met the love of my life when I was studying abroad in Europe, but we must be star-crossed-- our relationship will never work out thousands of miles away.

Star-Crossed by Lovekitten July 22, 2008

Star-Crossed Lovers 

Two individuals with love for the other so strong it is impossible to define using words alone. Actions and touch relay more to their partner than any word. They are miserable when they are not together. They are as close to a perfect mate as is possible. Unfortunately, circumstances prohibit their expressions of love freely and they must hide their true feelings until they are alone. This alone time is often entirely too brief and often interfered with by outside forces such as weather or random events suddenly coming up. However once they are together the feelings are so intense that they feel they could never part again.

In another life those star-crossed lovers could be together, but for now they must keep it hidden.

Star-Crossed Lovers by L M B March 5, 2015