croser 

the embodiment of uwu and top owo streamer.

"OMG have you heard of the streamer Croser?" "No?" "Well you should! He's the UWU king!"

croser by ClassiestDragon July 31, 2019

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser by A witty twit August 10, 2019

Tha Crossroads 

A really good song from Bone Thugs N Harmony. The song is about life and death and how it effects people all over the world. You should listen to it because it's really touching and kind of sad.

Tha Crossroads

Tha Crossroads by E-Drizzle May 29, 2010

tha crossroads 

A hit song by Bone Thugs which was created in honor of Eazy E as he had died earlier in 1996 when the song was written. It is considered by many to be the greatest rap song ever written, however this is heavily disputed.

I can't believe Aaron has never heard Tha Crossroads.

tha crossroads by KBToys December 13, 2006

Lauren Croker

Lauren Croker

A girl with a bad-ass personality. No one messes with a Lauren Croker because she will probably rip their face off in one swift movement of her razor sharp pincers. She is hot, of course, this is not only due to her sweet as bod but also due to her flaming orange hair. Some say this golden fleece of fire is even more valuable than unicorn hair itself. Legit. There is so much you could say about this noble steed but there isn't enough time or space. So in short, does she have ninja skillz? Umm, chyess of course. Is it true she once rode a banshee bare-back across Alaska to find a Taco Bell... naked? Wouldn't you like to know ;) And finally, is prophesied that one strand of her ranga hair will save us all from 2012? No doubt. Get yo' self a Lauren Croker. She is a mint buy.

Guy #1: Sweet tap dancing baby unicorn, I'm legit blinded by the radiant aura of that chick and the awesome flame bestowed upon her cranium. What is this spawn of an angel called?

Guy #2: That, my fine lad, is a Lauren Croker. She's mint, aye?

Lauren Croker by Peppermint_Pete January 13, 2012

Another Year Closer! 

It's my Birthday! It's your Birthday!

Well, tomorrow I'll be "Another Year Closer!" It's my Birthday!, It's my Birthday!

Another Year Closer! by talk2me-JCH2 March 11, 2021

Perpetual Line Crosser 

Someone who consistently makes comments that cross the line. Someone who doesn't understand witty banter, instead moving to insults. Typically a meathead, or someone who lacks the intelligence to burn someone in a humorous manor...

Person 1: Dude, that shirt is a little chochy...

P.L.C.: Shut up, my shit looks tight, why don't you go fuck yourself...and your mother..

Person 1: Real funny bro

P.L.C.: Like your fucking face bro...hahaha...

Person 1: Dude, you are such a Perpetual Line Crosser.

Perpetual Line Crosser by thechicynic February 15, 2008