crogers 

A croger is a person who spends the night at a friends house, and gets a boner so has to jack off behind your couch or somewhere private, while you sleep.

It can also be used as a verb, as in "I crogered in your closet last night", or "Stop crogering under my bed im trying to sleep".

Pronounced crogers, (same sounding g like in german), not croggers.

Guy one: "Dude dont invite Ryan to your house, hes such a crogers."

Guy two: "Well youre not one to talk, remember that time you crogered all over the back of my couch?!"

Guy one: "Ya well that was cuz your sister was super hot ok, ryan does it at my house, and i dont have a sister, so hes either jacking off to me or my mom or something".

Guy two: "dayam".

crogers by jaythatguyfromhawaii January 14, 2008

crogers 

Pronounced see-rogers

A small, crabby, edgy, and often-times perceived as an angry/condescending while male with what appears to be anger-related issues, however, is simply just frustrated with the lack of action on what he feels should be immediate.

Them: God, look at this shit, this needs to get done now, that person is out back poking the dog, Rob went home, ugh.

Me: Wow, no need to get all crogers about it.

crogers by sc0tty8 October 6, 2010

Croggers 

Croggers are the mixture of bogeys and cocaine. Coke bogeys....

Croggers is the word which woz created by man at the dawn of time (or coke sniffin) the craze of sniffing cocaine!!!
After copeous amounts of coke ur nose amounts little particles of cocaine residue through ur party night of drugs and alcohol in the morning after ur heavy night these particles accumulate in your sleep and mix with ur bogeys!!when you wake up in the morning ur nose is stuffy and u are sed to have pure fuckin croggers ( big thick hard bogeys).....These "Croggers" also can make ur tongue go numb if you eat them when you wake up......

Croggers by Ducker1984 March 29, 2009

Croger

A person who you absolutely hate. Someone you wanna hurt and someone who is 100% fag. Call them a “distorted croger” to step it up a notch

Let’s go beat the shit outta that fucking croger over there

Croger by Slimy glug March 2, 2018

distorted croger 

This is calling someone a croger. But like 10x

I hope you die you Fucking distorted croger

distorted croger by Slimy glug March 2, 2018

croners 

Testicles balls nuts

I feel like I was kicked in the Croners by my client.

I was so scared, my Croners practically jumped into my throat!

I put a big pad on the gas tank of my Ducati to protect the ol' Croners.

croners by random thoughts May 14, 2005

Crokersir 

To make somebody croke thier last

He was found to be the crokersir

Crokersir by Alanthebossboi November 10, 2019