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cropman by Niceguy019 July 23, 2017
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Croman Trumpet
The Croman Trumpet finds it's roots from mutha fuckin' Andrew Croman. Instead of yelling out a swear word, keep your mouth closed and let out short bursts of air through your lips while saying the swear word. Helps muffle it out.
"OMG my wireless isn't connecting!!! WTF BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT."
Variations of the Croman Trumpet:
BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT = Bullshit
SHUHUHUHUT= Shit
BEEEEYAAAABUHUHSUHSUHSUHT= Beeyaa Bullshit
BUHUSHUHSUSHUSHTSUHUT= Random frustration
Variations of the Croman Trumpet:
BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT = Bullshit
SHUHUHUHUT= Shit
BEEEEYAAAABUHUHSUHSUHSUHT= Beeyaa Bullshit
BUHUSHUHSUSHUSHTSUHUT= Random frustration
Croman Trumpet by Hobbits like Mushroom Soup February 20, 2009
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cropman • crapmanship • croman • Crowmance • Cromance • Cromanijaci • Cromantic • chopmanship • Crapmanistan • Cromanigum
Crapmanistan
A word for countries which are considered to be third world, or merely subpar. This specific term is used generally for countries around the middle east with names which are unfamiliar and/or hard to pronounce.
Crapmanistan by cool4dude April 29, 2005
cromance
Noun: a meaningful friendship or relationship developed during the Coronavirus COVID-19 Pandemic.
A friendship that may be based on chat or zoom, or caused by forced isolation together.
Often the sort of friendship which helps people see the best in the world during a dark time. A friendship that helps you see the best in you, and let’s you see the best in them. A friendship that you know will last forever.... probably like f***ing COVID-19.
Verb: The act of wooing or building a close bond during Coronavirus lockdown.
Cromantic. Adjective, conducive to or alluding to a coronavirus based friendship.
A friendship that may be based on chat or zoom, or caused by forced isolation together.
Often the sort of friendship which helps people see the best in the world during a dark time. A friendship that helps you see the best in you, and let’s you see the best in them. A friendship that you know will last forever.... probably like f***ing COVID-19.
Verb: The act of wooing or building a close bond during Coronavirus lockdown.
Cromantic. Adjective, conducive to or alluding to a coronavirus based friendship.
croman
croman by mangomaker April 28, 2017
Crapmanship
Mediocre skill in an occupation or trade. Expertise in mediocrity. Poor outcome in a trade or business despite years of experience.
Crapmanship by Magister Ludi August 24, 2011
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